#1 2009-03-17 20:35:10
Just wanted to share this with the "hate-bloggers" as I'm sure it will disappear.
Edit: Page cached - here - because no one would believe it otherwise.
Once again the man who will ignore this website has wasted even more ink on this ridiculous diatribe. This is what he passes off as journalism:
Dreaming a little dream
I had a dream last night, a wonderful, wonderful dream. In this dream my attorney told me to go ahead and respond to the lies and distortions written on a certain hate web site here in Wareham.
The dream went something like this …
IHATESLAGER: I hate the Ragman. I hate Bruce. I hate anyone who doesn’t agree with me. Bobby loves Brucie. Bobby and Brucie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. I once saw a photo of Bobby in a leather jacket. He’s a leather-jacket wearing Ragman. That must mean he’s gay. That’s why he loves Brucie. Ha, ha, ha. Bobby and Brucie. Ha, ha, ha.
OBSERVER: Is it possible that two adults could come to the same logical conclusion on issues and not be gay lovers? Why are you so obsessed with homosexuality anyway? Is there a latent thing going on here?
IHATESLAGER: You, you’re a, a, a … Ragman. You have a leather jacket. You love Brucie. You’re his puppet. I’m not gay. You are. That’s why your wife is divorcing you. You’re gay.
OBSERVER: Huh?
IHATESLAGER: Yeah, I mean, your wife is divorcing you because you’re a ragman. Even though your wife hasn’t, you know, filed for divorce, I know she is divorcing you because, because … you’re a leather-jacket-wearing ragman.
IHATELIZ: Yeah, Slagger is a totol reterd. His been fried from evry job he’s ever had because his a reterd. And Liz, she ates catfood for diner.
OBSERVER: IHATESLAGER, I’ve been married nearly 14 years. I have two children. You still live with your family and spend hours on end writing anonymous blogs calling people gay. Either you’re 12 years old or you have some serious social issues. IHATELIZ, why do you hate Liz so much? What did she ever do to you? And where did you learn to write?
IHATELIZ: She write sumthing mean abut somebody, like abut how that persan was a niice persan until she got married.
IHATESLAGER: You tell him, dad … I mean IHATELIZ. Oh, and Ragman has a balding afro. I’ve never actually seen an afro because I don’t know any colored people personally, but I’m sure Ragman has an afro. That’s an insult. Ha, ha, ha. Cara Ann for selectman!
OBSERVER: You know, instead of blogging lies on a hate web site for personal and political reasons, why don’t you do something constructive with all your free time. Why don’t you volunteer at the library?
IHATESLAGER: You hate the library. You hate all libraries. You hate books, words and the Dew Decimal System because you a Bruce-loving, leather-jacket wearing ragman. And Ragman, I will stop you from telling people things I don’t want them to know. I will keep writing anonymous blogs under multiple names and sending out anonymous boycott letters against the Observer to your advertisers, even if I’m only ticking them off with my cowardice.
TBL: Police are good. I am a police officer, so that means I must be good, too. Anyone who doesn’t think all police are good is a criminal. I know. I’m a police officer. Police officers know all the criminals. We are also the judge and jury. If somebody is arrested, they are guilty, because police don’t arrest innocence people.
IHATESLAGER: Yeah, and Brenda is from Brockton. That must mean she’s stupid. Bruce and Brenda are criminals. Bruce once dropped a piano from four floors up on a baby in a stroller. The Observer covered it up.
OBSERVER: We must have missed that story. Why wasn’t it in any other paper?
MIXIE: Here’s 10 reasons why I hate the Observer:
Ragman uses the force to make me read it cover to cover each week.
We’ve tried to do everything we can think of but we can’t put Ragman out of business.
I used to feel important before people voted my fellow cronies out of office.
I’m secretly in love with Bruce and I’m trying to throw everybody off.
I feel sorry for Matt (everybody does).
I don’t want anyone to know about that laundered money.
I liked it better when the Courier controlled the flow of information.
Everyone picked on me when I was young, so this is my way of getting back at them.
I’m bored with my life, so I need something to do.
Because the power elite makes me and I’m not strong enough to stand up to them.
TBL: Police are good.
IHATESLAGER: Why won’t you just go away, Ragman? We’ve smeared you, your wife and your children. We’ve made up horrible things about you and your family, and we still can’t make you leave. Why aren’t you intimidated of us? We used to be able to scare people away by trying to destroy their reputations. How come it’s not working? Why? Why? Why?
OBSERVER: Because I know that people who hate are really just very insecure. It’s because Wareham deserves better than you. You claim to love this town, but you have no qualms about hurting people who don’t think the way you do. You have absolutely no morals. Wareham’s future should be shaped by people who do.
IHATELIZ: Slagger is a lire. A big, fat lire. His a reterd.
IHATESLAGER: Go away, Ragman. We want to be in charge again. You’re a Ragman. You have a leather jacket. You love Brucie. He was mean to somebody’s mother, and you love him, so that means I have to hate you, too. That way I can blame all my own problems on somebody else. Then I never have to grow up. You’re a … a … a … ragman. Ha, ha, ha. A ragman. Ha, ha, ha. You love Bruce.
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Last edited by billw (2009-03-19 09:42:12)
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#2 2009-03-17 21:09:37
Wow, the Ragman has finally lost it.
Last edited by Hamatron5000 (2009-03-17 21:14:33)
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#3 2009-03-17 21:16:22
Yes, it appears he has lost it. Funny stuff.
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#4 2009-03-17 21:18:32
Just in this site's defense, he really does love Bruce.
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#5 2009-03-17 21:39:12
Hey Ragboy, next time you go off the prozac, try to get your bloggers straight, will ya? I don't think I've seen "IHateSlager," talk about your "balding afro," before, but I, Mr. Hamatron, however, talk about it quite a bit.
QUOTING RAGMAN (who attributes this to IHATESLAGER - "Oh, and Ragman has a balding afro. I’ve never actually seen an afro because I don’t know any colored people personally, but I’m sure Ragman has an afro."
Actually Ragman, having grown up, worked in, and gone to school in a community as ethnically diverse as Wareham, not only have I had the pleasure of knowing many people of many different ethnic backgrounds in my time, but UNLIKE YOU, I'm smart enough to know that it's been considered horribly racist to refer to non-Caucasions as "coloreds" since about, oh, 1920.
Ragman, you apparently didn't get that memo. That's ok, run and change it like a little bitch and say you didn't write it, you race baiting prick.
Last edited by Hamatron5000 (2009-03-17 22:03:44)
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#6 2009-03-17 22:34:54
and people actualley pay money to advertise in his newspapper,go figure.
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#7 2009-03-17 23:00:40
Hey Ragman,
You know how you wrote about how, after you were born, your father became a horrible abusive angry drunk and your parents split up, forcing you to spend your nights watching Archie Bunker with your grandmother while your mother worked to support the family (and coincidentally, now you're supported by Mrs. Ragman so there's really never been a time in your life when you haven't been supported by a woman?)
And...you know how all those years your mom told you it wasn't your fault and you shouldn't blame yourself for being such a horrendous disappointment that your father was left with no choice but to drown his sorrows in the sauce?
Yeah Ragman, sorry to tell you this, but your mother was just trying to make you feel better and you should totally go ahead and start blaming yourself now. I think I speak for alot of people when I say, if you were my kid, I'd be hitting the booze like there was no tommorrow too. Nobody can really blame your Dad for reaching for another Budweiser every time you walked in the room.
"Daddy, Daddy! I'm going to publish a profitless newspaper in support of a loudmouthed New England politician when I grow up! What, why are you getting another shot of Jagermeister, Daddy?"
You split your parents up and your mother probably threw a party when she learned you were moving 3,000 miles away, Ragman.
Why don't you dream about that tonight?
Last edited by Hamatron5000 (2009-03-17 23:09:14)
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#8 2009-03-17 23:08:44
slager if you need the name of a good pscyhratrist go to the phone book ,you sure need one you asshole.
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#9 2009-03-18 07:38:42
lets see he doesnt have more than 50 pappers around town to sell, and is mostley an internet papper and charges idiots to advertise in his papper,but people like me boycott their busnesses. he is an egomaniac that wants his mommeys approval that he is a big newspapper publisher and doesnt want to tell her he is a faliure. he publishes crap mostley about his butt pirate brucie and gossip like hisdreamin article. their is no legimate news like in the courier. look at the courier tons of legitmate news that you no is the truth and not lies like in the rag. and look at their tons of advertisment , looks like they make money, the rag however crap that makes his mommey proud. slager are you hitting the sauce like your daddey yet. 2 faliures in life i guess.
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#10 2009-03-18 08:05:43
This is just wrong!
Mixie, TBL, and Ihateliz are all mentioned and I get nothing?!?!
Congratulations guys, featured in a column trumps a jeer any day, you win.
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#11 2009-03-18 10:45:50
IHATESLAGER: WHY DO YOU QUOTE ME RAGMAN ABOUT CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT YOUR LEATHER JACKET WHEN I DONT TALK ABOUT IT. THAT WOULD BE HAMATRON THAT DOES THAT. WHERE WAS YOUR RESEARCH ON THAT?
RAGMAN: WELL I USUALLY GET THINGS WRONG AND DONT GET THE FACTS CORRECT.
IHATESLAGER: RAGMAN WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY IGNORE THE NEWS AROUND TOWN AND WRITE ABOUT A WEBSITE AND HATEBLOGGERS WEEK AFTER WEEK?
RAGMAN: WELL IM OBSESSED WITH THIS WEBSITE AND DONT FEEL LIKE REPORTING NEWS
IHATESLAGER: YOUR ARTICLE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL?
RAGMAN: WELL I DID HAVE A FIGHT OVER DOLLS WITH MY CO-WORKER AND I THEN FIRED HER. BUT IM LEAVING A LIGHT ON FOR HER SO IM HOPEFUL
IHATESLAGER: YOU WRITE THAT I TALK ABOUT YOU MAN LOVE FOR BRUCIE WHEN I HAVE NEVER DONE SO? THAT AGAIN WOULD BE HAMATRON. CAN YOU EVER GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT?
RAGMAN: WELL WITH THIS LAWSUIT GOING ON MY HEAD IS SPINNING.
IHATESLAGER: WHY DO YOU PUT A NAME LIKE IHATESLAGER IN YOUR OWN NEWSPAPER?
RAGMAN: BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING IDIOT.
IHATESLAGER: A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO YOU WROTE YOU WOULDNT WASTE ANYMORE INK ON WRITING ABOUT HATEBLOGGERS BUT YOU CANT STOP WEEK AFTER WEEK. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
RAGMAN: LIKE I SAID IM OBSESSED. IVE GOTTEN FAT AGAIN. IM DEPRESSED.
IHATESLAGER: YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN ONE OF OUR IDENTITIES CORRECT THAT AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU HAVE ACCUSED THEM AND YOU ARE 0 FOR 0 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?
RAGMAN: WELL I HAVE NEVER DONE WELL AT THE CASINOS
IHATESLAGER: YOUR ADVERTISERS HAVE PAID NOTHING FOR THEIR ADS BUT YOU CONTINUE TO PUT THEIR ADS IN. WHAT IS GOING ON?
RAGMAN: IM TRYING TO LET PEOPLE THINK I AM STILL VIABLE.
IHATESLAGER: YOU DO A LOT OF MISSPELLINGS WHEN YOU WRITE ABOUT IHATELIZ IS THAT INTENTIONAL?
RAGMAN: YES I CRITIZE OTHERS ABOUT SPELLING WHEN I CONSTANTLY PUT OUT A PAPER WITH MORE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ERRORS THAT YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT.
RAGMAN: I HAVE LOST MY FUCKING MIND AS YOU CAN TELL.
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#12 2009-03-18 11:16:05
I would have to agree with what seems to be the consensus here, present ragmen excluded. It's one thing to blog as an individual in response to one's dislike of a situation, but to publish a "newspaper" that is totally obsessed ramblings of a paranoid nature is a bit, um, nutty coocoo.
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#13 2009-03-18 11:27:59
Slager isn't quite as dumb as he sounds. His job is to play troll and create enough noise to deflect attention from Bruce and Brenda's frauds.
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#14 2009-03-18 13:50:58
AND LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT SLAGER. THOSE EXECUTIVE SESSION MEETING MINUTES WERE NEVER KEPT AT THE LIBRARY SO STOP LYING ABOUT IT. YES THOSE WERE EXECUTIVE SESSION MINUTES. THOSE TYPES OF MINUTES WERE NEVER STORED AT THE LIBRARY BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT PUBLIC MINUTES, THEY WERE EXECUTIVE SESSION MINUTES. THOSE WERE KEPT AT THE TOWN HALL BECAUSE OF THEIR SENSITIVITY. THE PUBLIC WOULD NEVER HAD ACCESS TO THOSE TYPES OF MINUTES AT THE LIBRARY BECAUSE THEY WERE EXECUTIVE SESSION. STOP THE LYING!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR LOOKING WHY THEY ARE MISSING LOOK TO SEE WHO WOULD HAVE INTEREST IN THOSE MINUTES GOING MISSING. YOU GUESSED IT BRUCE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOUR GOING TO QUOTE ME IN YOUR PAPER GETTING THE FUCKING QUOTES RIGHT. ALL THOSE WERE FROM HAMATRON YOU ASS. FUCK DO YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT????
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#15 2009-03-18 14:20:28
the executive sesstion minutes in question were kept in the office of town clerk mary ann silva .is that why she got that 9 k raise? she and bruce in his job as clerk to the chairmen of the board of selectmen had access to these minutes. these minutes were written and are now missing ,but they were never sent to the libary because they were not for public eyes ,they were exeucitive sesstion meetings.. whre are they? only bruce and mary ann silva know,and slager and bruce claim they were kept at the libary . they no that not to be true. bruce your going to jail for obstruction of justice in my oppinion. it wont be a mayors suit for you but pinstripes,
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