#1 2011-09-01 16:27:07
thedorknight: Mr. Slager, allow me to conveniently ask you questions that allow you to make points that you'd like to make but feel would come off as petty if you brought the topic up yourself, but now you can pretend like you were only answering a commenter's question.
bobotheclown: Fire away, dorkknight.
thedorknight: Thank you Mr. Slager. Mr. Slager, why are you so fantastically handsome, intelligent, wonderful and all around so great that Jesus Christ himself envies you?
bobotheclown: I don't know, dorknight. I just am.
thedorknight: A very succinct answer, Mr. Slager. Notice how I call you "Mr. Slager" like I'm still living in the 1930's. That's believable, right?
bobotheclown: Sure is.
thedorknight: Yes and by the way Mr. Slager I am not you.
bobotheclown: Um yes that is right, you are not me. You are Bruce Wayne and you live in the Bat Cave.
thedorknight: That is true, Mr. Slager, but please redact that last comment. You're the only one I trust with my secret and if it gets out, the Joker might get me.
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#2 2011-09-02 15:00:31
This really is great shit, Guy....I guess BoBo has replaced Palul Shooter, his former alternante personality, for the dorkknoght. here are some great discyssions between BoBo and dorkknight as he sat on the shitter and looked at himself in the mirror and wrote frantically on his laptop (ehhh...bad thought):
By: darkknight on 9/2/11
Good morning, Mr. Slager. I wanted to tell you I enjoyed our "chit-chat" yesterday. I had a question, though. You wrote that a recall election should be sought if Mr. Schneider doesn't resign in a reasonable amount of time. What do you think is a "reasonable amount of time"?
By: robertslager on 9/2/11
Good morning right back at you, darkknight. I enjoyed discussing issues with you as well.
By: robertslager on 9/2/11
Darkknight, have you ever considered running for selectman? You have a very analytical way of thinking. It would serve the town well.
By: darkknight on 9/2/11
Mr. Slager, I wanted to thank you again for providing this forum for discussion. Unlike other local web sites, I don't see people responding with mean-spirited personal attacks on each other when they disagree. You are providing a valuable service for Wareham residents. Thank you again.
By: robertslager on 9/2/11
It's my pleasure, darkknight. Should I assume that the answer to my question about your running for selectman is "no comment"?
By: darkknight on 9/2/11
If you would have asked me that question six months ago I would have looked at you like you were crazy, Mr. Slager. But when I read the nasty things written on Wareham Week by Take Back Wareham supporters I get just angry enough to think about it. I really do not know, Mr. Slager. I work in Boston and have a family of my own. I'm not sure if I could balance my home life with the time it would take to be a good selectman. Fortunately I do well enough financially that it wouldn't be a monetary concern. It is more logistical. I have discussed the idea with my wife. She told me she would support any decision I make. I will need to think about it some more.
Really....this shit is too good to be true.
I love you dorkknight...I love you Mr. Slager, and please, call me dork.
I already gave him the way to move to Wareham, mooch off of the taxpayers and run for Selectman.
Just takes balls, that's all.
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#3 2011-09-02 15:10:25
When I accuse someone of spending too much time in the bathroom I'm not refering to frequent urinary or irritable bowel syndrome..if there was ever a guy who spent too much time playing with himself it's Bobo!!..
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