1.  Male escort for all the older ladies in town (like Brenda)
2.  The guy who dressed up in the Burger King costume (cuz now it will fit him)
3.  Ballet dancer so we can make fun of him for wearing black tights with sandals.
4.  The guy who gets shot out of the cannon at the circus.
5.  Butt double in movies for old activities - male or female
6.  Hood ornament for Sweet Brucie's car.
7.  Stand up comedian - 1st joke, " I guess the bar exam is the only bar Sweet Brucie hasn't passed" haha
8.  Star with Sweet Brucie in the remake of Laurel & Hardy.