Oh Why Do I Eat All Those Bagels And  Creme Cheese.         Why  Do I Have All Those Feelings For Bruce The Lieing Crook About  Swifts Beach           Why Am I Such A Lazy Fat  Bastard.                             Why Am I Such A Bad Provider  For My Family.      Why Must My Mommy Take My Children  To Disney World All The Time And I Cant   Answer Your Such A Lazy  Fat Bastard.         What Did My Wife See In Me When We Married ,    Answer I Dont Know , Or She Was Drunk Or She Was Drugged Or She Lost Her Eye Sight Temporary.        Why Do  I Lie In All My Stories And Cant Tell The Truth     Answer  You  Want To Be Like Woodward And Berstein But You Are  Such A  Smuck.                  Why Am I Not Glamours   Because When You Were A Kid You Fell Down A Flight Of Stairs      And Lastly Why Did I Nit Start  A Sucscesful Papper Like Wareham Week , Well Ann Is Just Plain Smarter Than You ,you Smuchk.