What could be more innocent than a bunch of green and white signs encouraging people to vote in a town election?     Ha!!      Those signs are far from "innocent",  yet you all fell for the ruse, hook, line, and sinker.

"All", that is, except for a very,very astute person we are all guilty of underestimating : Robert Slager.

His rare intelligence told him in an instant that these were not innocent signs but were somehow linked to a conspiracy to favor particular candidates and somehow prejudice viewers against others.  I say "rare intelligence", because how many people have you ever known who could arrive at an answer before hearing the question?  It's a gift.  He, and only he, knew that these were not standard political lawn signs, and it mattered to him not at all that he didn't know anything about the sophisticated bio-optics, and visualometry that went into their design and construction.  He can and will, however , deservedly bask in the reflected glory brought to him once again for his remarkable extra-sensory capabilities. He has known all along what I am now revealing to you.

Since a number of you have reported that the signs have ,in fact, caused physical sensations described as "warm and fuzzy", I'm guessing that the truth would eventually leak out , so that I might as well "come clean". Here's the story:

Those innocent looking green and white "Vote April 6" signs incorporate technological breakthroughs  discovered  in the making of "Avatar".   It has been a major undertaking, and it's a minor miracle that we've been able to pull it off: Each one of those signs is loaded with nearly a mile of gold wire that is so thin that it can't be seen by the human eye. The energy in those bio-optic marvels comes from a generator that we were able to install in a place with a commanding location but which is seldom visited: Wickets Island.  Our powerful  Avatar designed generator is embedded on the highest point  on the island, ( The antenna is visible with binoculars from South Boulevard in Onset.), and is able to turn the 200 deceptively innocent signs into  uncanny mind control devices that have been shaping the mind sets of all who have been lured into viewing them for the past two months.

The bio-optic reach when a sign is fully charged is about 100 yards. When the signs are alone, they induce introspection: "Something is wrong with Wareham. What can I do to help bring about change?" When  a Vote April 6 sign is in a cluster of political signs, the combination of bio-optics and visualometry leads you to the signs of the people who can save Wareham.

I hope you will all forgive me for resorting to such a devious high tech plot to get into your heads in order to control your voting choices tomorrow.  I also hope that my confession will lead to a greater respect for Robert Slager, who, with the extraordinary insight that led him to uncover a $3,000,000 dollar embezzlement scheme that had gone unnoticed for twenty years, also recognized instantly that Vote April 6 was as if the devil in disguise. We must give credit when credit is due.

And one final time: VOTE APRIL 6  !

Last edited by Dick Wheeler (2010-04-05 13:29:45)