I think I know them!

They were in the food business and had developed a spread, suitable for bagels, also known as Crock o'Schitt. Sells well in Halifax, I hear.

they took that same spread and created a sandwich between two crackers and marketed it as Schitt ona Shingle. Couldn't compete with Lil Debby, tho.

One of the Schitts, not sure which one, had a career with the National Weather Service. His research identified the much-feared Schitt-storm phenomenom which is to be avoided at all times.

the intermarriage among the Schitts led to a heart-breaking syndrome known as Schitt-for-brains. a terrible incurable condition. The State Department of Health has identified a particularly virulent exemplar of the genetic disorder in the bathroom of a unit in a condominium complex in Halifax. they are not releasing any names at the current time.

And of course, you did not mention the awful tragedy which struck the family, when the Schitt hit the fan. What can you say at a time like that?

Yes, we need time on the Peace bus to reflect on the meaning of the impact of the Schitt family on all of our lives.

KSM,

I believe that jack Schitt went into the paint business to promote his favorite color, Schittbringle brown. It is said to be the primary color in the decorating scheme of a certain condominium unit in halifax, with accents of pueck green and yourhin yellow. Don't look for it in House Beautiful.

I do know Jack Schitt.
The above stores are all true. Jack had a cat that was dumb as heck. They called the cat, "cat".
One day, the cat was fooling around with the Christmas tree, bit into the cable to the electric, and burned up in a heap of ashes in the middle of the living room.
I later found out that the expression to describe stupid people was derived from that event, "You are as dumb as a pile of cat Schitt."
They had a bull named bull Schitt, and a horse named horse Schitt.
They didn't Schitt around. Everybody and everything was Schitt.
Nice family.
Peace!