Is it me, or does the theme of this column seem to be, "Wow, I sure am glad I live in Halifax, because if I had to live in Wareham and go to the post office, the supermarket, the drug store, etc etc and see all of the townspeople I am hurting with my lies and bagel biting bullshit on a regular basis, that might actually motivate me to stop being a fat lying bagel biting bastard?"