#1 2009-10-07 15:50:41

1)When lines form at stores to purchase the Observer.
2) When crying at Selectmen's meetings doesn't make you look like and idiot.
3) When the Red Sox wins the Stanley Cup.
4)  When driving Slager nuts is no longer fun.
5)  When the BOS learns how to not bug their own meetings.
6) When David Letterman learns you shouldn't lie through your teeth when you have a big gap in them.
7)  When Bruce puts the interest of the town's people first.
Add your own....

whoops...didn't think about the spelling of red sox..whoops...

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#2 2009-10-07 16:01:59

8)  when they stop having es meetings that are posted on the town clerks board AFTER the meeting is over...

9)  when cronan does his JOB and reads the articles for town meeting...

10)  when slager stops running up to brenda after they have announced going into es and slager doesnt leave the building for 30 minutes+....

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#3 2009-10-07 16:03:10

11) WHEN WESTFIELD DEED IS CLEARED AT TM.. not senior housing(nice spin job slager and bos)

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#4 2009-10-07 16:16:27

12) When pigs fly!

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#5 2009-10-07 16:26:06

gotta have this in there,
13) When Hell Freezes Over.

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http://www.bbsradio.com/FCKeditor/images/uploads/Image/WhenPigsFly.jpg

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#6 2009-10-07 16:54:49

Damn, PShooter...I KNEW they could fly!!!

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#7 2009-10-07 17:55:28

When citizens not connected to the Selectmen are allowed on committees....and.....

when Paul Shooter makes sense...hypothetically :)

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#8 2009-10-07 18:03:42

So, what are we on?

16) When the Bruins win the Stanley Cup.
17) When 1+1=3
18) When free tetanus shots are given away at pizza shops for random pizza fork injuries.

PShooter
TAKEBACKWAREHAM

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#9 2009-10-07 18:41:50

19) When the Pope isn't Catholic!

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#10 2009-10-07 21:22:52

20) When Bobo turns down a free bagel

21) When Bobo wears a leather jacket in December

22) When Bobo removes his lips from Sweet Brucey's butt

23) When the selectmen stop passing the buck

24) When Bobo puts out one edition of the rag without a single spelling error

25) When Brenda stops aspiring for Wareham to be more like Chelsea

26)  When Bobo lets Andrea retire for real

27)  When the Cat Lady stops liking cats

28)  When our town leaders and newsboy wannabe obtain gainful employment

29)  When Bobo stops asking, "How high?" everytime Sweet Brucey yells "Jump!"

30)  When Bobo can afford another Wareham office

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#11 2009-10-07 21:33:12

31. When Sh-t Doesn't Stink

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#12 2009-10-07 21:37:03

32) When they determine the exact value of pi.
33) When the Three Stooges are no longer funny.
34) When O.J.'s innocent.

PShooter
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#13 2009-10-08 02:40:06

35)  When the ITA grows a set and stands up to the BOS!  yes sir, yes sir, yes sir......

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#14 2009-10-08 07:40:37

36. when Mr Moderator. gets a job and isn't fired!!

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#15 2009-10-09 21:00:04

when you the tax payer .
gets screwed into paying for it.\
plus a limo for the drunk .
free for them and screw you.
the next plan will be ,
we need  your money .
after all. its ours anyways.

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