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#1 2009-10-05 21:04:32
Previously, on Sweet Brucey and Friends:
And now...the long awaited Season One Finale of Sweet Brucey and Friends - Episode 12 - "A Few Sweet Brucies"
Sweet Brucey goes to "fat piece of donkey shit court" to appeal the ticket he got in Episode 1.
DISCLAIMER: Alas, probably the only justice the town will get against Teflon Brucey. Apologies for the naughty language, but hey, if the "Mature and Responsible Debate Society" is ok with Paul Shooter's columns, then this should be just fine too.
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#2 2009-10-05 21:17:48
This episode dedicated to "Sweet Brucey's Straight answer."
Most innocent people just say, "I didn't do it." Sweet Brucey, on the other hand, said:
See Sweet Brucey give his straight answer for real on Bill's Buzzards Bay.net:
http://buzzardsbay.net/discuss/viewtopi … action=new
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#3 2009-10-05 21:18:24
This episode also dedicated to the movie, "A Few Good Men."
A Few Good Men:
A Few Sweet Brucies:
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#4 2009-10-05 21:20:41
DONT FORGET HIS OTHER CRIMES,ALOWING HIS CAR TO BE DRIVEN WITHOUT INSURANCE.,FALSIFYING A BANK LOAN SAYING HE WORKED FOR THE TOWNAND DEFAULTING ON SAID LOAN DRIVING WITHOUT A LISENCE.
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#5 2009-10-05 21:23:16
HE ALSO HAD A WARRANT ON HIM FOR PASSING A BAD CHECK. AND PARKING IN HADICAPED PARKING PLACE DONT FORGET THAT
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#6 2009-10-05 22:23:28
"I mean, c'mon, when you can go to Papa Gino's and get the big Papa Meatstravaganza special for $4.99, plus free cheesy bread, plus your hand remains unscathed."
"cough, cough..Bullshit..cough, cough."
"the power elite works in mysterious ways"
"Are you sure you know who I am?"
That's Entertainment! This season's going right beside the "All in the Family," "Honeymooners", and "Sopranos" collections. It was worth the wait. Maybe a cliffhanger (Who killed J.R., style), would have been cool. Today's events come to mind as a subject.
Ham, Did you order the code red!!!
PShooter
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#7 2009-10-06 00:21:19
Shooty, it's true. Papa Gino's, Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Dominos, all of the big pizza restaurants, that's the first lesson they teach all new employees. "Do not stab the customers in the hand with a pizza fork!"
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#8 2009-10-06 01:13:03
Dedicated to Hamatron5000!
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#9 2009-10-06 01:35:29
BRILLIANT!
Makes me proud to be a HAMATRON!
DANOHAMATRON1945
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#11 2009-10-06 09:37:35
"Thank ya, thank ya very much!" as Elvis would say.
This has been in the works for awhile. My goal was to create a catalog of Sweet Brucey's misdeeds. I try to keep them short, but even in a 9 minute movie, I barely scratched the surface of Sweet Brucey's shenanigans. This probably covers 1/4 of what he's done, and I finally had to start picking and choosing the misdeeds that stood out the most.
Alas, my crystal balls were on the fritz. Had I known that we'd discover this week that selectmen incompetence comes with a price tag of $1.9 million, I probably would have put this up last week instead of going the promo and teaser route. Oh well, live and learn and all the more fodder for Season Two.
Any naughty Brucey behavior that I missed, feel free to post it below. I'm starting to think there needs to be a spin-off, a Judge Judy type show called "Judge Gavelslapper," where "the Judge" passes sentence on Wareham's most notorious D-Bags.
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#12 2009-10-06 09:44:24
at bob brady's meeting this summer a resident found out prior to entering the school from the ITA that paperwork was not filed with the plymouth county registry of deeds within the 120 day window back in 2000...after the meeting this resident asked bruce what he thought about what happened with the papers not being filed and his response to her "I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY" jane d was in ear shot of this and came over made the excuse for his behavior because he was in a great deal of pain and he had had a bad week(the crutches and walking brace on his foot)..
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#13 2009-10-06 09:48:58
Shame on Jane for making excuses for bad behavior. What's her excuse?
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#14 2009-10-06 10:58:04
Hamatron5000 wrote:
Any naughty Brucey behavior that I missed, feel free to post it below. I'm starting to think there needs to be a spin-off, a Judge Judy type show called "Judge Gavelslapper," where "the Judge" passes sentence on Wareham's most notorious D-Bags.
Great idea! I haven't seen it in my "toon making" journeys, but do they have a female avatar, that can cry and lie at the same time?
I'd also love to see Janie & 1930's Gangster Cronie "in the house"(see?), before the Honorable Judge Gavelslapper. Maybe, someone to interview them on the way out, like Judge Wapner/People's Court used to do.
I could have easily picked out ten more quotes to post. Pure Gold, Ham.
"You want me on that board. You need me on that board!"
PShooter
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#15 2009-10-06 14:39:54
HAM IM GOING TO NOMINATE YOU FOR AN ACADAMY AWARD. BRAVO!
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#16 2009-10-07 19:47:24
just great.
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