#66 2009-09-14 17:19:53

Non nine nix nana we are the future.

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#67 2009-09-14 17:27:22

Pink...I love you.
PShooter...share some of those wonderful toys with me.
Merci'...

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#68 2009-09-14 17:54:09

danoconnell wrote:

Pink...I love you.
PShooter...share some of those wonderful toys with me.
Merci'...

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PShooter

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#69 2009-09-14 17:57:38

xoxo big boy,

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#70 2009-09-14 19:01:55

I was making dinner. Including corn on the cob, when it hit me.

""I know I can do it," Todd Downey said, helping himself to another ear of corn from the steaming bowl. "I'm sure that in time, every bit of her will be gone and her death will be a mystery... even to me."

I still love Stephen King. I always thought John Turturro was a good actor. I'ld like to see him as Rod Serling in a "Twilight Zone" update.

p.s. If you didn't read the book, or see the movie (too artsey), I'm sure that made NO sense, and I apologize. Live long and prosper.

PShooter

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#71 2009-09-14 20:56:03

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And didn't you crawl through a shit pipe to freedom?

"Yeah, I crawled through a 10 mile shit pipe to freedom, I forgot all about that because ever since I started working in Rob's bathroom office, I got so used to noxious odors it didn't seem like a big deal."

TWO WEEK ADVANCE PAUL SHOOTER COLUMN

"Yeah, I asked that jerkoff Rob to not edit the stuff I write.  That Rob is a real jerkoff.  Bruce is a jerkoff too.  But I have to fight the CBW because they are mean to these guys that I think are jerkoffs.  By the way, I know all about jerking off but I don't know the difference between busting a gut and busting a nut.

This friggin bull (edit) crap about Rob using Stephen King ideas is a bunch of (edit) crap friggin (edit) crap.  I hate those (edit) bloggers.  I hate them more than that time I bought myself a new car thinking it would get me lots of broads, but then unbenknownst to me, the car was possessed by a ghost named Christine that kept running over all the broads I would date because the damn (edit) car fell in love with me and was jealous of the broads.  Yeah, ya stupid (edit) car, that's nice that you love me, but I can't get it on with a car, now can I?  How do you (edit) a car?  Stick your (edit) in the exhaust pipe?  If that (edit) car loved me, it would have let me keep my broads.  Stupid car, I hate that (edit) car but I hate those (edit) bloggers more for making fun of Rob who I think is a jerkoff."

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#72 2009-09-14 21:08:25

Ham are you Pills?   Please say it isnt so.

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#73 2009-09-14 21:10:45

I am so proud to be a HAMATRON.
DANOHAMATRON1945.

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#74 2009-09-14 21:11:15

No Pinky.  You sound like you popped a few pills today though.

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#75 2009-09-14 21:11:20

Hambone (which is a southern version of Hamatron),

You got the twin headed goofball all riled up. it speaks volumes when he brings out the Paul Shooter hand puppet because he feels like he is being made fun of. I've decided that if he exists, he is like the little Paul guy in Christine. Yes, another fine Stephen King novel and movie.

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#76 2009-09-14 21:11:48

dan , stop trying to run interference.  I want to know.  Is ham pills !!!

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#77 2009-09-14 21:12:40

Ham stop being mean, just be a human being.

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#78 2009-09-14 21:13:51

Are you Pills??

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#79 2009-09-14 21:14:19

Does anyone else ever feel like they are Alice looking through the looking glass?

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#80 2009-09-14 21:15:12

Pinky, I already said no.  Go have a drinky now.

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#81 2009-09-14 21:15:53

The son of a wonderful woman I knew.

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#82 2009-09-14 21:25:03

You can't be.  She would not have raised a son to be so rude to a lady asking a question.

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#83 2009-09-14 21:34:01

PinkPanther wrote:

You can't be.  She would not have raised a son to be so rude to a lady asking a question.

Pink, you might be a woman, but you're no lady.

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#84 2009-09-14 22:09:51

Ham, are you Elvis? Come on, don't be rude. Just tell me. Are you Elvis? He was the King y' know.

PShooter

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#85 2009-09-14 22:18:49

Come on Ham, ARE YOU ELVIS!!!! Just tell me!!! I NEED!!!!

PShooter

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#86 2009-09-16 11:36:17

Ham, I see where you get it from. I saw your father in fine form throwing a dunkin donuts cup right into oncoming traffic in front of his business early the other morninig as he was opening. I see it runs in the family! Why don't you go give him a ticket for littering!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

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#87 2009-09-16 12:14:33

peaches9
I'm not condemning all, just those who embarass us all. Those to whom I'm referring can't even see past thier hatred anymore.
I'm not sure who is supposed to be impressed by taking unflattering pictures. I certainly am not.

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Sounds like a bit of hatred to me peaches? Still think other people ought to be ashamed of themselves?

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#88 2009-09-16 12:31:06

Not me, I don't throw my trash in the street. Maybe if he didn't have the holier than thou attitude people wouldn't like poking fun so much!

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#89 2009-09-16 12:39:52

That is, assuming you have the right person? Otherwise, you would be willing to apologize?

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#90 2009-09-16 12:49:57

Absolutely!

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#91 2009-09-16 16:14:05

SO PROVE IT PEACHES, SLAGER IS 0 FOR 5700 ON GUESSING ME.

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#92 2009-09-16 17:44:56

peaches9 wrote:

Ham, I see where you get it from. I saw your father in fine form throwing a dunkin donuts cup right into oncoming traffic in front of his business early the other morninig as he was opening. I see it runs in the family! Why don't you go give him a ticket for littering!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

Come on, Peaches (where's Herb?), We don't need someone throwing unsubstantiated accusations around. Don't you get enough of that from Bobo? Please add some intelligent thoughts. Don't just throw a rock into a crowd, and then run away. If you support Bobo & the Gang (God knows why), then bring more to the party than that.

PShooter

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#93 2009-09-16 21:35:11

Ham will always be Hambone to me...no matter who turns out to be! I"m still a little miffed about the missing Rip Dinkle cartoon, but he keeps me laughing!

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