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Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-05 07:55:02

SWEET BRUCEY AND FRIENDS - EPISODE 9 - PAUL SHOOTER: THE ULTIMATE RAGMAN!

Thousands of years ago, the Elders of the Ancient Order of Ragmen prophesized that one day, a Chosen Ragman would emerge. He is...PAUL SHOOTER: THE ULTIMATE RAGMAN!!!

Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-05 08:04:25

This episode dedicated to PAUL SHOOTER: THE ULTIMATE RAGMAN!

Because when you go to Bobo's website, and see a story written by a guy that 200 people don't remember seeing, your first impulse might be to think that Bobo is full of crap, but then you will remember that Bobo says he never lies, so then you will realize, that Paul Shooter used his ninja skills to infiltrate the meeting undetected...for he is PAUL SHOOTER: THE ULTIMATE RAGMAN!

PShooter · 2009-08-05 09:01:05

"Hello is grasshopper there?"
"I want to learn more about your douchebaggery training."
"No, I can't hang from the ceiling, but I can climb a tree."
"I can't pay for the training in bagels. Would bananas be ok?

PShooter(not to be confused with Bobo's imaginary friend)

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Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-05 14:21:40

PShooter, not to be confused with Paul Shooter, how did you get a photo of Bobo's proofreader?

IHATESLAGER · 2009-08-05 19:18:54

HAM, YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW!!!

Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-05 21:45:02

BREAKING NEWS:

Paul Shooter registers his displeasure for this movie by delivering a series of roundhouse kicks to my torso and face.

JEERS

PAUL SHOOTER - For roundhouse kicking me with your ninja skills.

CHEERS

ALSO PAUL SHOOTER - Because you probably could have taken me out with your mastery of the ninja arts, but you chose to spare me, for Paul Shooter is a merciful Paul Shooter.

Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-05 22:36:55

BREAKING NEWS: Bill Clinton got the U.S. journalists freed from North Korea by threatening to send over Paul Shooter to kick some ass if they didn't let them go.

IHATESLAGER · 2009-08-06 06:55:39

AND BILL CLINTON DID THIS DURING A TOWN WIDE AUDIT OF TOWN OWNED COMPUTERS!

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Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-06 08:08:43

BREAKING NEWS: Even Paul Shooter realizes Bobo should resign immediately for being exposed as a library hating dickwad.

Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-06 11:25:35

BREAKING NEWS: ANGELINA JOLIE HAS DUMPED BRAD PITT FOR PAUL SHOOTER DURING A TOWN WIDE COMPUTER AUDIT!

"I love Brad, but any man who writes for a rag and has a name that sounds like it could be the main character in an action movie gets me all hot and bothered!" said Ms. Jolie.

The Paparazzi took this photo of the new couple before a Hollywood movie premiere. Ms. Jolie is on the left. Mr. Shooter is on the right.

Members of the Paparazzi report they overheard Ms. Jolie whispering to Mr. Shooter, "Can't you turn that damn cloaking device off for one night?!"

PShooter · 2009-08-06 13:45:26

"Douchbaggery training going well. Do you feel lucky, Power Elite Punk."

PShooter(not to be confused with Bobo's imaginary friend)
p.s. It's a squirt gun, ok?

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Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-06 13:56:34

PShooter, not to be confused with Paul Shooter because there are alot of chimp-like brains(most of them on Bobo's side) out there - DISCLAIMER - the above photo does not advocate violence in anyway, it is just a visual representation of what Paul Shooter might look like when he uses his shapeshifting powers to convert himself into chimpanzee form.

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PShooter · 2009-08-06 14:01:26

Yes, no violence, but I could just as easily fill this thing with some very hot water. So, you better watch yourselves.
Thanks Ham. But for those who would think it's anything more, this is for you:

satire
–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
PShooter(not to be confused with Bobo's imaginary friend)

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Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-06 16:53:45

BREAKING NEWS: Paul Shooter signs up for P. Diddy's recording label. Look for a new hit album this fall by P. Shooty.

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PShooter · 2009-08-06 22:53:45

"Dear Mom, Douchebaggery training going well. Next up, Journalism Ethics. Give my best to Dad."

PShooter(not to be confused with Bobo's Ninja)

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Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-07 08:21:58

BREAKING NEWS: Paul Shooter may or may not be a sasquatch.

Hamatron5000 · 2009-08-08 13:56:08

BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie reads Paul Shooter's column, dumps Paul Shooter to reunite with Brad Pitt!

"I thought Paul Shooter was cool, what with his ninja abilities, but it turns out, he's kind of a whiny bitch," said Angelina, "Plus he writes like his boss, you know, the rapidly aging guy that Brad played in that movie last year? Oh wait, different guy, his boss ages rapidly forward, not backward. Oh well, Paul Shooter sucks, I'm back with Brad now. 'Shootagelina' is no more."