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#1 2009-07-22 13:25:10
Where you should and shouldn't wear Barracuda jackets
1) Should- with someone you never want to see again.
2) Should not- when you are pretty much the center of attention of a group who can't wait to pounce on
your every stupid move.
3) Should- to meet future in-laws. Dad probably has one like it.
4) Should Not- When going to children's school. No child should be subjected to the teasing that will
follow.
5) Should- going to the movies. It's dark, who cares?
6) SHOULD - when you are interviewing yourself for your own paper trying to ilicit sympathy. If he asks himself a question he doesn't like, does he answer no comment.
7) Should - when you're trying to get on "what not to wear".
8) Should Not - when you're trying to get on 6:00 news
9) Should Not -when you are commiting a crime when witnesses give a description of a man in a Barracuda jacket - actually finding him should be a no brainer ..
10) Should wear when listening to heart LPS
11) Should when helping to direct traffic. Gets more attention than orange vests.
12) Should Not - when walking down the street with Bruce when he is wearing his members only jacket.
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#2 2009-07-22 14:15:18
Perhaps he's going for the Walter Cronkite look. If so he should try to emulate the journalist not the jacket.
Chronkite was known for only breaking his strict standard of never letting personal opinion interfer with reporting the news on one occasion.
Of course that was when he returned from a visit to Vietnam.
Instead of Chronkite, with the list of questions he published, he sounds more like Tomás de Torquemada:
If I were Bob Brady I'd ignore this email and give Steve Urbon the exclusive.
Sager is peripheral to the real stories about the outrages in Wareham all of which are being covered with objectivity by The Standard Times.
He has interjected himself in such a way that he has become part of the story. In my opinion he has lost any right to call himself a journalist.
By the way, as the person who posted his picture in the jacket, at the time I thought nothing of it although most people were i shirt sleeves. I could care less what he wears.
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#3 2009-07-22 14:21:43
JEERS:
TO ROBERT SLAGER FOR WEARING A JACKET IN MID JULY WITH A TEMPERATURE OF 80 DEGREES. TO ROBERT SLAGER FOR IMPERSONATING A REAL REPORTER.
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#4 2009-07-22 14:41:51
Neighbor,
Just to throw in some history of the "jacket jokes," last summer Bobo was photographed for a Soco magazine article that came out in August and he was pictured wearing a heavy leather jacket. It was just so obvious that he was so worried about his image and was trying to appear to be a bad ass dude or something (because why else wear a jacket like that on a hot summer day) that the jokes started flying.
He explained it as, he wore the jacket because his beige shirt wouldn't photograph well against the wall of his office. Can't wait to hear his explanation on this.
That's why your photos gave us all a good laugh. I know I've been peeing my pants laughing ever since. This guy, for some weird reason, loves to bundle up in 80 degree plus summer weather like he's in the middle of a blizzard.
It's either to cover the Sloppy Joe stains, or he likes to smuggle bagels into the court house.
At least the jacket was an attempt to look cool. No one has looked cool in a Barracuda since 1988.
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#5 2009-07-22 15:12:58
You guys are so cruel. He could have poor circulation, anemia or Reynauld's syndrome.
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#6 2009-07-22 16:47:42
No, I'm pretty sure he just has cream cheese shirt syndrome.
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#7 2009-07-22 18:53:23
He could be trying to hide his "manzier", or could it be his "bro"??..the Hobo looks like he's getting a lot of use out of the fast-food dollar menus..
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