WarehamWater.Cruelery.Com - Wareham, MA / BREAKING NEWS - LOCAL RAG POET ANA PAULINA CHARGED WITH STEALING A CAR

IHATESLAGER · 2009-06-25 14:51:09

RAGBBOY'S POET ANA PAULINA WAS CHARGED TODAY WITH STEALING A CAR. SHE WAS SUBSEQUENTLY ARRESTED BY THE WAREHAM POLICE DRIVING THE STOLEN CAR. IF EVERYONE REMEMBERS SHE WAS WAS THE SAME POET WHO IN BOURNE ATTEMPTED TO DISGUISE HERSELF AS A HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICER. CHRIST ALL CITIZENS LOCKS YOU DOORS AND WINDOWS. THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE FIRED BY SLAGER IMMEDIATELY. BUT OF COURSE EITHER RAGBOY WILL IGNORE THE STORY AS HE DID THE BOURNE INCIDENT OR HIS VERSION WILL READ........

LOCAL POET "BORROWED" A CAR SO THAT SHE COULD ATTEND CHURCH WHEN A WAREHAM POLICE OFFICER, IN THE MIDDLE OF A TOWN WIDE AUDIT OF COMPUTERS, STOPPED THE POET ON HER WAY BACK TO CHURCH. THIS OFFICER FROM ANONYMOUS POLICE SOURCES HAVE SAID TO HAVE A LIBRARY CARD. PLEASE SUBSCRIPE TO THIS ONLINE VERSION FOR THE REST OF THE STORY.

billw · 2009-06-25 15:22:08

Ana Levesque (alias Stacey Monponsett, alias Ana Paulina) was apprehended earlier today behind the wheel of a car left with its keys in the ignition an hour before.

Levesque was summoned for larceny and taken to Tobey Hospital for evaluation of mental competency.

"The library lobby" has frequently posted descriptions of Ms. Levesque's noteworthy behaviour to this site here: https://warehamwater.cruelery.com/searc … 1407400573

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Hamatron5000 · 2009-06-25 15:24:23

Wow, Ragman, you sure do pick winners.

ihateliz · 2009-06-25 15:37:37

isnt that the poet with the long hair writing some silley so called poem that appeared in the rag papper , wow all that hang around slager and bruce are like a weirdo cult.

TBL · 2009-06-25 16:48:06

I am suddenly inspired to write a poem.

My heart was longing to go afar. Then my eyes laid upon a shiny car. I would have gone oh so far, if it wasn't for that man in the police car. Alas, the car and I were not meant to be. A straight jacket is in the future for me.

Mixie · 2009-06-25 18:16:10

Hey, TBL, I like it!

iliveinazoo · 2009-06-25 19:10:25

Bravo TBL!

ihateliz · 2009-06-25 20:38:57

slager , bruce and all the people who belleve their crap are losers , and have never amounted to anything and belong in insane assilums.

TBL · 2009-06-25 20:41:12

Thanks guys. I thought you would like my poem.

commonsense · 2009-06-26 14:37:29

I guess RagBoy was right, don't mess with Ana... Or she'll steal your car!

Kudos TBL

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