WHAT RAG CHAT WILL PROBABLY LOOK LIKE:

Hot4Brucey:  Hello, everyone.  Today's topic - Bruce - why is he so awesome?

SilkySmooth:  What a great question, but that's like asking why God is so awesome.  It's just a verifiable fact, and if you disagree, you're an idiot. 

BrocktonInDaHizzy:  That's true.  Bruce is awesome.  I heard Bruce say he is awesome once, so it must be true.

BruceyKiksAzz:  I don't know, if you ask me, Bruce is more fabulous than awesome.

Hot4Brucey:  You make an excellent point.  I didn't mean to imply that Bruce is not fabulous, just wanted to express my belief that Bruce is awesome.

SilkySmooth:  Can we split the difference and agree that Bruce is both awesome and fabulous?

BruceyKiksAzz:  Agreed.  Bruce is both awesome and fabulous.

SilkySmooth:  People, I think we can all agree that as politicians go, Bruce puts Abraham Lincoln to shame and makes JFK look like a pile of crap.

BruceyKiksAzz:  I heard that Jesus wears a bracelet that says, "WWBD?"

Hot4Brucey:  That's true.  Did you know that Bruce's spit has curative properties?  The Red Cross pours barrels of it on lepers all the time and they're up and walking in seconds.

WarehamResident: Hello chatroom.  I submit that Bruce is not fabulous or awesome, but only mildly ok.

Hot4Brucey:  What?! HATE SPEECH! HATE SPEECH!

SilkySmooth:  Bruce only mildly ok?!  You're banned!

BrocktonInDaHizzy: I heard that Bruce said he is better than mildly ok, so it must be true.  Also, I think that everything in Wareham should look like Montello Street.

SilkySmooth:  Bruce only mildly ok.  Blasphemy. Next this joker is going to try and tell us that Bruce's body odor doesn't smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls.

***I don't know, that's just my guess of what it will look like.***

Last edited by Hamatron5000 (2009-06-14 09:29:28)