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#1 2009-06-04 11:28:11

IHATESLAGER

10. BUY 100 COPIES OF WAREHAMOBSERVER WHEN SLAGER WROTE ON FRONT PAGE "BRUCE GREATEST SELECTMAN EVER"
9.  BUY CHRYSLER 300
8.  PAY REPO GUY TO GET CHRYSLER 300 OUT OF IMPOUND LOT
7.  PAY SUBSCRIPTION TO SLAGER'S ONLINE PAPER FOR 20 BUCKS
6. BOUGHT TODAYS PAPERS (STANDARD TIME, BOSTON GLOBE, BOSTON HERALD) WITH BRUCES NAME ON IT LABELED A TAX CHEAT
5. BUY BOOK ON "QUICK COMEBACKS TO PESKY REPORTERS QUESTIONS" NOTE: "I OWE MORE MONEY THAN YOU HAVE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE" NOT IN BOOK, SHOULD HAVE STUDIED HARDER.
4.  BUY SLAGER LEATHER JACKET CLEANER
3.  BUY NO TRESPASSING SIGNS FOR MY HOME TO KEEP CENSUS WORKERS FROM DOING THEIR JOB
2. ROAD RAGE CLASSES
1. MY VEHICLE CITATIONS, VEHICLE INSURANCE AFTER BRUCE GOT CAUGHT, MY SUSPENDED DRIVERS LICENSE COURT COSTS AND BRUCES OWN LAPTOP AFTER THE TOWN TOOK IT BACK FROM ME.

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#2 2009-06-04 14:29:43

Mixie

11.  A heavy duty paddle for shit's creek.
12.  Bought invisible spray to make everyone go away.
13.  Paid some dumbass to check town's computers to see if anything about him was on them.
14.  Paid fines on his overdue library books.
15.  Bought 100 copies of his new hit single:  LIEN ON ME  to pass out to friends.
16.  A fan that blows on everyone but him, now that the shit has hit it.
17.  A tee shirt that says "I'm with stupid" where the arrow points to himself.
18.  A Brazillian Butt lift for that sagging pompous ass of his.
19.  The whisper 2000
20.  A Richard Nixon mask.

PS I think it is absolutely wonderful that the truth is finally coming out about this and that creep....

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