1.  Driver did not count to 2 1/2 Mississippi after stop sign.
2.  Wanted a ride back to the nut farm before sunset.
3.  Thought you were Liz and wanted the lavendar beret.  Thought poets wore berets.
4.  Was trying to listen to the F-ing song on the radio.
5.  She was a dog in a former life.
6.  She entered the Observer new contest:  outrun a car and win a date with Brucie.
7.  Trying to get arrested to get inside information on this blogging stuff.
8.  Trying to carjack a vehicle, but always forgets to get inside.
9.  Wanted to write tortured soul poetry because the only torture she gets is from people who know she 
      writes for the Observer.
10. Was trying to get to the Hair Salon in a hurry.
11.  She's delusional.  After all she thinks that poetry crap she writes is good