Ben will pass the bar before Bruce and John Boy combined...Brenda will never pass any bar, especially the ones that put out bowls of peanuts and put the cute little umbrellas in the glasses...Ragman will always take out his anger toward his drunk abusive daddy on everyone else (stop blaming him, Ragman, put anyone else in his position and they would have left you alone at the Cub Scout picnic too)...the nitrogen bylaw will fail again because Ragman's legions of adoring followers will choose shitty water over the loss of their beloved Ragman...that Ragman actually took blame for the town's shit problems will always be hysterical......the Cat Lady will keep forgetting to answer that light...Ragman will always play the "Don't Pick On Me, I Have Diabetes!" Card...Ragman will always have dimunitive crystal balls...