1.  Afraid to catch swine flu from brenda - oh yeah, you can't get the flu from a pig, should have gone.
2.  Wanted to watch Biggest Loser on TV - oh yeah, could have watched the biggest losers there.
3.  Waiting for unbiased story in Observer.
4.  Celebrating Cinco de Mayo instead of watching Cinco de Board of fools.
5.  Out hiring hookers.  you can pay them to say "I love you" when they screw you.
6.  Too scared (or sacred).  took ragman's threat to wear Bratt Pitt mask with that body seriously.
7.  Couldn't find parking space in the 30 minute parking.
8.  Working - getting ready for work.  Most of those people have jobs.
9.  Listening to The Wall
10.  Any other reasons...?????