#1 2009-05-02 15:40:06

bruce is to a jackass as brenda is to a pig       cronan is to a rat as jane is to a donkeys ass,   sanquist is to a monkeys ass as mary ann silva is to an elephants ass on dihaera.   john donahue is to a somalli pirates butt as his wife isto a women that looks like her face was on a waffle iron.   slager is to a picture of lizs but as liz is to a rabbid chipmonk on l s d .    lets play the word game shall we.

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#2 2009-05-02 19:31:11

Mrs Moderator asked for two minutes from her husband, yet Mr Moderator has never lasted two minutes with wifey!!..I still say she gives me a "soft-on"..

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#3 2009-05-02 21:51:28

Brucey is to boss as Ragman is to bitch

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#4 2009-05-02 23:14:38

Ragman is to bitch as brucie is to butch(er).

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#5 2009-05-02 23:20:12

Bruce, Brenda, Mr. Moderator, and Ragman are to unemployed as Wareham taxpayers are to annoyed

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#6 2009-05-02 23:22:07

Brenda is to fag hag as brucie is to bungie boy

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#7 2009-05-02 23:42:23

Brucie and cronan are to term's over as Wareham is to celebration.

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#8 2009-05-02 23:43:46

Mr. Moderator is to math  as brenda is to sober

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#9 2009-05-02 23:44:46

Mr. moderator is to mayor as mrs moderator is to beauty.

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#10 2009-05-02 23:46:11

Mr. cruz is to awake as brenda is to sober.

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#11 2009-05-02 23:49:55

Brucie is to law abiding citizen as mr. moderator is to running an efficient meeting.

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#12 2009-05-02 23:57:39

cronan is to pansy as brenda is to witch.

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#13 2009-05-03 06:21:17

IN MR MODERATOR'S DEFENSE COULD ANYONE EVEN BE ABLE TO GET IT UP TO LAST TWO MINUTES WITH MRS MODERATOR?

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#14 2009-05-03 08:25:49

bruce is to  mother teresa as slager is to an asshole .

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#15 2009-05-03 08:48:42

did john donahue marry jane for sex or pocket change?      is it true that slager and bruce were seen at warehams rt 195 rest stop holding hands.      what hapened to cronans nose is it true that he wacked it with a shovel while stealing dirt. is it true that sanquist was a test tube baby that went a muck  ( the sperm doner was a monkey). is it true that brocton brenda only job she ever had was working at a a beer bruery and she was fired for drinkiing the beer istead of bottleing it,is it true that jane donahue was a contestent in the miss usa contest ( a lie) no  she was a contestent in the ms dog of wareham contest and the runner up was brocton brenda the beer slugin witch. and finally is it true that mary ann silva was a mother of a convicted murder who killed someone for a lottery ticked or that  she was warehams best town clerk ( the first is true the second is not true that honner goes to liz pezzoli  the best clerk of wareham  ha ha ha ha )

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#16 2009-05-03 10:44:17

The sad fact is that he did not kill over a lottery ticket.  He stabbed a man savagly (about 15 times) because the man gave him a dirty look and did not get out of his way on a walking path. Only afterwards did he find the lottery ticket.

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#17 2009-05-03 11:36:16

ihateliz wrote:

bruce is to  mother teresa as slager is to an asshole .

bruce is to mother teresa as slagerk is to journalist.

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#18 2009-05-03 16:34:46

Spouse's paycheck is to how Brucey, Brenda, Ragman, and Mr. Moderator make a living as screwjob is what to the town they are giving

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#19 2009-05-03 16:44:45

Brains are to mr. moderator as profits are to the rag

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#20 2009-05-03 16:50:32

In is to out as Paul is to Catlady

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#21 2009-05-03 16:53:51

bruces mouth is to a sphinter  as a sphinter is to slagers mouth and all 4 are full of shit.

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#22 2009-05-03 16:55:56

Catlady is to light as Bruce is to Mr. Congeniality

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#23 2009-05-03 16:56:45

Bos are to corrupt as madoff is to swindle

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#24 2009-05-03 17:02:06

cats are to catlady as flies are to poop.

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#25 2009-05-03 18:24:35

The Clerk is to disingenuous as Mrs. Moderator is to sneaky

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#26 2009-05-03 18:40:17

Ragman is to slander as Lizzie Borden is to 40 whacks

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#27 2009-05-03 19:19:19

Ragman is to Silky as blog is to anonymous

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#28 2009-05-03 19:55:54

Hamatron5000 wrote:

In is to out as Paul is to Catlady

Who is paul?

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#29 2009-05-03 20:57:52

Good question Mixie.  Nobody knows anything about Paul and Ragman throws a ballistic hissy fit if you ever ask.  But check the Rag's October 07 filing by doing a search on the Mass Secretary of State Corporate Database and his name is on there.

When a paper has so much influence over how the town is run, don't we have the right to know about anyone involved, even if they're Californians who've likely never set foot in Wareham?

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#30 2009-05-04 13:42:27

Ragman is to Pulitzer Prize as Bruce is to Pulit my pee pee

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#31 2009-05-04 20:06:17

Ragman is to owned by Bruce as Wareham is to boned by Bruce

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#32 2009-05-04 23:15:32

Ragman is to newspapers as mr. moderator is to the bar exams or jobs.

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#33 2009-05-04 23:30:48

Ragman is to integrity as brockton brenda is to lady.

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#34 2009-05-05 07:33:16

slageris to a lump of shit  as a lump of shit is to bruce.

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#35 2009-05-05 23:40:09

bruce and brenda is to the agony of defeat as ...fill in your own

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#36 2009-05-06 17:58:03

Brenda is to lady as Mr. Moderator is to ethical.

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#37 2009-05-07 21:47:25

Ragman is to snake as bruce is to hog as brenda is to pig as mrs donahue is to weasel.

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#38 2009-05-10 21:40:36

Ragman is to peaches and silky as "Matt" is to....

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