bruce is to a jackass as brenda is to a pig       cronan is to a rat as jane is to a donkeys ass,   sanquist is to a monkeys ass as mary ann silva is to an elephants ass on dihaera.   john donahue is to a somalli pirates butt as his wife isto a women that looks like her face was on a waffle iron.   slager is to a picture of lizs but as liz is to a rabbid chipmonk on l s d .    lets play the word game shall we.