#1 2009-03-01 13:48:10
Hey Slager I See That Your Really Packing On The Pounds Huh. Geez I Saw You On And Couldnt Believe It Was You. I Guess The Stress Of A Failing Business, Losing Lawsuit, And Hatebloggers Have Been Getting To You. Christ What Do You Do Eat A Freakin Cupcake Everytime Someone Says Something About You On This Site? Do You Ask The Wife To Pass The Ho's Ho's And Twinkies Everytime You Realize That The 75 Cent Thing Isnt Working And Now I Have To Report How Many Papers I Actually Sell. Yes Slager When It Was Free You Claimed The Papers Were Flying Off The Shelves And Now Since You Charge And It Is Easily Verifiable How Many Papers You Sell Each Week You Are Mum On The Subject. Go Eat Another Ring Ding To Drown You Sorrow Maybe Soon You Will Look Like You Ex Pal Liz.
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#2 2009-03-01 14:33:26
I was wondering when someone would mention this. God, the only one bad thing about the Cat Lady getting canned (whoops, I mean about the Cat Lady mistakenly deluding herself into thinking she was fired when in fact she was erroneous and the light has been left on for her), is that every week we have to stare at the Ragman's hideous mug on camera in the audience every week when you watch the BOS meeting on local access.
Yeesh, Ragman, oh Ragman, the job of being Brucey's lackey has aged you terribly! Not just the weight gain, but your balding fro has gone horribly gray! That's not even a joke. That hair-do of yours has gone gray and you need some Just for Men hair dye or some shoe polish to rub in there or something.
I guess everytime a negative comment is posted, another hair turns gray, every time another negative comment is posted, he reaches for the peanut butter cups...
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#3 2009-03-01 14:37:54
Oh and I think I saw one night he was wearing "The Leather Jacket of Justice," but as Mixie pointed out he didn't have it on last week. Probably because it was so cold. It's turning Spring soon, so the Leather Jacket will be coming out more and more the warmer it gets.
At least the Cat Lady had the decency to hide herself in the corner, the Ragman has to be front and center. I hope his hideous mug doesn't crack everyone's TV screens.
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#4 2009-03-01 14:39:15
I wonder if, when he reads these blogs, he has a "Star Trek - Wrath of Kahn" Moment where he reads something negative about him then he looks up to the sky and shouts to the heavens "BLOGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"
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#5 2009-03-01 16:31:46
Hamatron5000 wrote:
I wonder if, when he reads these blogs, he has a "Star Trek - Wrath of Kahn" Moment where he reads something negative about him then he looks up to the sky and shouts to the heavens "BLOGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"
Now that's good satire, and checking the slander meter... nope, parody of a public figure, you're good.
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#6 2009-03-01 16:51:11
yes he said that he was a fat little kid when he was a kid and he seems to be packing it on what with the stress of losseing liz ,pat mccloud, and me fred the chimp and his advertising rep its just him writing the paper . he has a lot of stress i guess and what with the chiefs lawsuit and nobody wanting to pay .75 cents for the rag i guess he is eating a lot of dounuts and then their is his divorce. well shit who gives a shit you fat bastard. mixie where are you when we need you now how about cartoons of when he was a fat little kid like say spankey from the little rascels and some now that he is older. can you top that one of liz except do it of slager like a monkey nurses from his mother the ape maybe with lizs head on the ape. mixie mixie ,mixie , mixie we need you now.
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#7 2009-03-01 20:38:56
Hamatron5000 wrote:
I wonder if, when he reads these blogs, he has a "Star Trek - Wrath of Kahn" Moment where he reads something negative about him then he looks up to the sky and shouts to the heavens "BLOGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"
LMAO! This is the funny thing that's ever been said here. Just the imagery of it has me laughing now. Great job Hamatron5000!
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#8 2009-03-01 20:45:24
"BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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#9 2009-03-01 20:49:28
More grey hair and a bigger head and you're all set!
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#10 2009-03-01 20:51:58
ihateliz wrote:
gives a shit you fat bastard. mixie where are you when we need you now how about cartoons of when he was a fat little kid like say spankey from the little rascels and some now that he is older. can you top that one of liz except do it of slager like a monkey nurses from his mother the ape maybe with lizs head on the ape. mixie mixie ,mixie , mixie we need you now.
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#11 2009-03-01 20:57:22
ihateliz wrote:
gives a shit you fat bastard. mixie where are you when we need you now how about cartoons of when he was a fat little kid like say spankey from the little rascels and some now that he is older. can you top that one of liz except do it of slager like a monkey nurses from his mother the ape maybe with lizs head on the ape. mixie mixie ,mixie , mixie we need you now.
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#12 2009-03-01 20:57:37
thank you mixie i just detest those 2 fat lieing bastards liz and mad dog slager.
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#13 2009-03-01 21:00:00
ihateliz wrote:
thank you mixie i just detest those 2 fat lieing bastards liz and mad dog slager.
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#14 2009-03-01 21:24:22
good nite sleep tight slager you fat bastard .
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#15 2009-03-01 21:27:06
slager i know you wont be sleeping so soundly latter on when the chief wins his lawsuit ha ha ha ha .
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#16 2009-03-01 21:39:19
ihateliz wrote:
slager i know you wont be sleeping so soundly latter on when the chief wins his lawsuit ha ha ha ha .
any news of when the slapp is scheduled?
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#17 2009-03-01 21:55:22
do not no.
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#18 2009-03-02 07:17:52
good morning you fat bastard slager i hope you have a bad day you fat bastard the chief will beat your ass in court and he will beat you for all of us who have been slandered by you and if he doesnt win i am coming after you with my own lawsuit and i hope others will also your slandering days are over . slager one day soon we will and you will loose . change your papper headline shitting newspapper .9 cents.
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#19 2009-03-02 08:15:47
Mixie, think you get anything out of this?
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#20 2009-03-02 09:37:54
billw wrote:
Mixie, think you get anything out of this?
https://warehamwater.cruelery.com/img/doughboy.png
hahaha...I did do that last night. i will post it later. It is on another computer that my son is using.
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#21 2009-03-02 10:10:47
This will need to do for now:
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#22 2009-03-03 03:13:45
Great side banner!
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#23 2009-03-03 19:53:04
Ragman, thanks for sitting off camera tonight, I thought my TV would blow up if it had to show any more of your hideous mug.
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