#1 2008-11-22 01:32:46
ATTENTION: All Brilliant Sloganeers!
THE CONTEST is to select the 50 best beer coasters - like those to your right - delivered to a printer, and distributed free everywhere; every watering hole, packy and quick mart in town. They'll become collectables. They'll say https://warehamwater.cruelery.com on them somewhere. Waterview has donated a hundred bucks and I'll eat grubs and berries for a month just to see some smiles. Alternate ideas gleefully entertained.
Enter and win today!
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#2 2008-11-22 04:27:28
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#3 2008-11-22 06:43:26
A tough choice. I love them all! The check's in the mail.
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#4 2008-11-22 09:32:35
Hey Pat! Please remind me not to piss you off, m'kay?
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#5 2008-11-22 15:56:15
A few more entries:
Cat Crap Cul-de-sac
Always Free, Please Pay Me Path
Don't Like It Then Sue Street
Not Illegal if We Don't Get Caught Lane
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#6 2008-11-22 16:02:14
On the back -
"WarehamObserver.com - Now with 100 percent less gay porn, and 100 percent more bitchin' about the Rag!"
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#7 2008-11-22 20:44:52
How about...
"SLAGER - PIZZOLI - DONE!"
"CRONAN - NO PERMITS NEEDED"
It's a long one but...
"SELECTMEN LEGAL ADVICE COURTESY OF WAREHAM TAXPAYERS"
"SLAGER VS. KARMA"
"ECKSTROM VS. KARMA"
"SAUVAGEAU VS. KARMA"
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#8 2008-11-22 23:42:19
Hamatron5000 wrote:
A few more entries:
Cat Crap Cul-de-sac
Purr-fect.
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#9 2008-11-23 20:26:53
They're getting more on point...keeep 'em cummin
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#10 2008-11-23 21:26:29
How Bout, "If you picked this coaster up at the packy, you must be a rag reader."
Too long. "At the packy? You read the rag!"
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#11 2008-11-23 22:49:16
Hamatron5000 wrote:
How Bout, "If you picked this coaster up at the packy, you must be a rag reader."
How Bout, "If you picked this up at the packy, you must be a ragman lackey"?
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#12 2008-11-24 07:46:17
Mixie wrote:
Hamatron5000 wrote:
How Bout, "If you picked this coaster up at the packy, you must be a rag reader."
How Bout, "If you picked this up at the packy, you must be a ragman lackey"?
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#13 2008-11-24 13:12:31
How about sauvageau & ass(ociates)
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#14 2008-11-24 13:43:43
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#15 2008-11-25 21:50:33
Maybe I was only young and ignorant but don't y'all remember...
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#16 2008-11-25 22:17:09
The following selection was sent in unsolicted and anonomously by email.
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#17 2008-11-26 18:15:31
"Rag Toll Ahead - 75 Cents"
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#18 2008-11-28 13:53:59
"Freedom of speech for one"
"Unsolicited and unsubstanciated boycott"
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#19 2008-11-29 13:40:12
As the unofficial ar-biter of bad taste, I'm not hearing that siren song of outrage. We've got divisive, venal and incompetent leadership on the one hand, and little or no alternative on the other.
Anyroad...
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#20 2008-12-06 09:32:50
I wish I could draw cartoons. My Christmas wish is an illustration of Bruce (with his bipolar face in action) in an old fashioned gypsy peddler's setting, pulling the strings of the rest of the BOS - making sure that their right hands are all in sinc and their mouths wide open assenting to the pupeteers direction!
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