#1 2008-11-18 17:32:17
FLASH!
Rumor has it that Bruce Sauvageau is the "Love Child" of LiZ Pezzoli and a Rhode Island Mafia Prince. We are waiting for the DNA test results to confirm this news.
Now we know why he has not shared his family history or introduced us to his other relatives. This also explains why Liz has been spoiling him with her editorial kindnesses. He can do no wrong...
The two are planning a Christmas Cruise to Naples, Italy to celebrate. It may also be an opportunity to search for his father and "collect" all the back child support.
Last edited by waterview (2008-12-06 09:50:52)
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#2 2008-11-18 19:54:03
he might have a full grown twin still stuck in there
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#3 2008-11-18 23:08:05
Question - Was the Mafia Prince also a student at a school for the blind? That's the only way I'd believe this story...
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#4 2008-12-18 00:11:49
waterview wrote:
FLASH!
Rumor has it that Bruce Sauvageau is the "Love Child" of LiZ Pezzoli and a Rhode Island Mafia Prince.
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#5 2009-06-16 11:59:31
I almost forgot about this one. I'll work on my list of possible charges against Bruce and the rest of the Selectmen going back nine years. It's just that every time I look at his face I have to run to the bathroom.
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