#1 2009-09-12 08:14:07

One of those copies is in the hands of a person unaffiliated with this newspaper or community. This person has been given instructions on how to post it on our web site and how to e-mail it to thousands of people in the event I were to suffer, say, some sort of unfortunate accident. The truth will come out. It is inevitable.


IS THIS GUY SERIOUS? DID HE SEE THIS IN A MOVIE? I THINK HE NEEDS TO UP HIS MEDICATION.


Some of my close associates already know this story, but about two months ago an individual in Wareham offered to buy the Observer for $100,000. After picking my jaw off the floor and considering the offer for a few seconds, I then instructed this individual to do something anatomically impossible.


OH GOD, I CANT STOP LAUGHING. 100,000 DOLLARS. HE CANT EVEN PAY HIS PRINTER, HE'S FALLING BEHIND ON BILLS, HE HAS CLOSED UP SHOP BECAUSE HE COULDNT AFFORD HIS RENT. OH MY HEAD, THIS GUY IS A FREAKIN FRUIT LOOP. A PLEA TO SLAGER'S FAMILY. GET HIM MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR HIS DISORDER PLEASE!

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#2 2009-09-12 08:29:29

I started a new thread on his latest editorial five minutes before you did...  HERE

Maybe we could post our reactions to this there.

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#4 2009-09-12 09:07:58

Oh please, no one would ever offer that bagel biting bastard 10 cents for that shit rag, let alone $100,000.  $100,000 and what do you get for that?  His toilet office chair?  His used bagel wrappers?  He'll beg Andrea to work for you until she's 95?  He is so full of shit. 

Bill, I noticed that quote too.  They're slowly starting to openly admit that it was about the bloggers all along.

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