BRAVO , BRAVO, THE ONLY THING WILL COME BETWEEN BRUCIE AND FAT BASTARD SLAGER IS BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE, MAYBE BRUCIE WILL BE OVER TO HIS OFFICE TO NITE WITH FREE BAGELS AROUND MIDNITE.  IF HE CAN STAND SMELLY SLAGER.

Awesome

I love these. I thought we might see Bobo interviewing himself in a mirror. I have a t-shirt idea "Power Elite Bastard".

Nutrition Facts for one bagel with cream cheese

Serving Size 1 serving (163.0 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 436Calories from Fat 72
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 8.0g12%
Saturated Fat 4.0g20%
Cholesterol 27mg9%
Sodium 634mg26%
Total Carbohydrates 66.0g22%
Dietary Fiber 4.0g16%
Sugars 5.0g
Protein 14.0g
Vitamin A 17%    •    Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 3%    •    Iron 27%
* Based on a 2000 calorie diet

AND   FATTIE HAS  A  GROWTH ON HIS NOSE ,PROBALY THAT CREME CHEESE LEAKING OUT , WILL HAVE TO GET A RAT TO  CHEW IT OFF,   FATTIE SLAGER.

All you need to do is add 150 lbs and a bald spot to Bobo!  Too funny.

Savage Joes a Dbag wrote:

I love these. I thought we might see Bobo interviewing himself in a mirror. I have a t-shirt idea "Power Elite Bastard".

can we put a target around his fat belly button.  we could use globs of cream cheese on a spoon to sling it and see who gets closest.

I would love to have a power elite bastard tshirt. OMG, they would be a hit.

NOTE TO SELF: Make Sweet Brucey videos shorter and add more bagel jokes.  That is apparently the formula for a blockbuster success.

I'd been thinking of Sweet Brucey shirts that somehow include "Do you know who I am?" but it sounds like "Power Elite Bastard" might be a runaway success too.

Last edited by Hamatron5000 (2009-07-29 16:24:00)

Just on the off chance that this might work:

Attention!  There has been a misprint in local papers.  Tonight's meeting is not a community meeting.  No, instead, at 6:30 p.m. at the Middle School tonight, a group called "Employment Now!" will be meeting in the auditorium.  This group believes that the more people they can help find employment, the better off the world will be.  Anyone who has employment can talk about how their employment enrichs their lives. 

Anyone who is not gainfully employed (that includes people who only have odd profitless hobbies) must sign a pledge that they will seek out gainful employment and will make all efforts necessary to find employment within one month.

Other topics for tonight's discussion include "Writing Apology Letters to former Democratic Presidential Candidates for Screwing up Jobs they Helped You Get" and "You Can Help the Government A Lot More By Getting a Damn Job Stocking Cream Corn at Stop and Shop to Pay Your Tax Bills Than By Running for Public Office and Acting Like You're the Boss of Everyone."

If you are certain that God himself is calling on you to make it your mission in life to screw Wareham up instead of doing what normal people do and work for a living, then please drive around until you find a store participating in the All You Can Eat Bagel Fiesta Promotion and enjoy some yummy bagels.

There.  I can think of a long list of people in positions of public trust that would have no interest in such a discussion.

Last edited by Hamatron5000 (2009-07-30 12:46:41)

Bobo, don't you wish you had gone to the All You Can Eat Bagel Fiesta tonight instead?