#1 2011-06-15 12:13:54
OK, I just breezed through it, you know how incomprehensible Bobo's rantings can get, but from what I gather, Bobo is quitting again now. The last time he quit, to chase fireflies and cure diabetes, did not take.
Now he will quit again because of his diabetes, he's tired of letting his wife hold the flashlight (I think that's a metaphor for him needing to get a damn job).
Oh, and also he's planning on becoming a big time Hollywood movie mogul or something. He'll be changing his name to Jerry Suckheimer.
Ok Bobo, I truly hope this second attempt at quitting works. Good riddance, sayonora, adios, absolutely no one miss you, you failed miserably, you are a loser.
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#2 2011-06-15 12:15:49
I barely knew Liza before that night. I remember praying to the Lord above that I didn’t accidently roll over and crush that poor woman in my drunken sleep. I was literally twice her size.
Insert joke here...God he makes it so easy sometimes.
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#3 2011-06-15 12:22:38
Quit 1, then came back right before the election to help out Mike and Ellen with a monthly....now he's quitting again, the Hypocrite Elite no longer need their lackey...
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#4 2011-06-15 12:35:16
What an ass. I hope his following take note on how many times he quits on them
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#5 2011-06-15 12:55:30
I truly believe this is it for him.
Life is a bitch...and then you die.
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#6 2011-06-15 13:08:09
God, this guy is such a failure that he failed at his first attempt at quitting. You know you're a failure when you have to make a second attempt at quitting something.
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#7 2011-06-15 13:14:33
The Failure wrote:
Hey, I never said I was smart.
Don't worry Bobo, we've never said that either.
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#8 2011-06-15 13:23:45
But I cannot continue in my current capacity. Liza has held the light for me for too long. Now it’s time I hold the light for her.
Come on Bobo...enough with the metaphors, just be a man and say it..."I NEED TO GET A JOB!"
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#9 2011-06-15 13:36:06
se ya ya fat bastard .we will not miss your lieing ways , you said you all most rolled over on your wife, you were a fat bastard back then , the real reason you are closing your paper is that you are bankrupt, you went to a monthly, you closed your office, cant pay your bills , every one has found out your a liar , i guess little mommey is takeing her liitle bobbey to disney again , the town might heal now that your gone , slager you are a crummey piece of shit, now go get a jpb at cummbeys lard ass. and remember sign up for a membership in acholics anomous and fatteys are us, get a real job, you piece of crap.
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#10 2011-06-15 13:58:26
Why is it that whenever I read Bobo's columns, it sounds like the response you'd get from a 10 year old when you ask him the question, "What do you want to do when you grow up?"
"Ooohh well first I want to be a big time boxer but then I want to start my own newspaper and fight the evil power elite, oh but then I'll probably have to quit that and move on when it's time for me to go to Hollywood!"
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#11 2011-06-15 14:01:51
I have to say, it is a little odd that he's quitting all of a sudden. Perhaps certain details of his d-baggery are about to come to light and he wants to close up shop and skip town before he has to answer for them? Just a theory, of course.
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#12 2011-06-15 15:12:56
channeled via Willie Nelson & Dandy Don Meredith
Turn out the light
Your time is over
We've alway said
your bullshit must end
Let's call it a night
The party's over
And tomorrow brings
A chance for the Town to mend
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#13 2011-06-15 15:30:46
Potential Hollywood names for Bobo...
Jerry Suckheimer
Marty Snore-sayzee
Steven Spieljerk
George Pukeas
Cecil B Dumbass
George Looney
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#14 2011-06-15 15:36:10
Francis Ford Crapola
Catherine Zeta Creamcheese
Ron Howeird
Harrison Bored
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#15 2011-06-15 15:40:29
Ben Afflunk
Guy Bitchie
Brad Spitt
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#16 2011-06-15 15:46:19
Paul Shooter
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#17 2011-06-15 15:48:41
Leo-lardo DiCrapio
Mel Gibson Jr
Russell Eatscrowe
Gene Hacknotaman
Oliver Stoneless
Robert DeNogo
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#18 2011-06-15 15:53:11
Paul Shooter, yes. Also...
Sir Anthony Slopkins
F Murray A-brahole
Humphrey Blowfart
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#19 2011-06-15 16:03:29
I have heard that Bobo's movie will be a biopic of his life story. Possible titles of this film include:
The Ugly, the Ugly, and the Ugly
A Fistfull of Bagels
The Faketrix
Raiders of the Lost Brain
One Angry Man
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotty Mindless
The Dork Knight
Raging Bullshit
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#20 2011-06-15 16:10:55
Lie Hard
No Country for Old Farts
Slumdog Hundredaire
The Lyin King
Ben Hurl
The Idiot's Speech
Lord of the Dinks
Dances With Bagels
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#21 2011-06-15 16:13:09
And a personal favorite:
Bobo Bueller's 365 Days a Year Off
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#22 2011-06-15 17:07:38
Oh no Liza don't make me get a real job..... no!!!!!
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#23 2011-06-15 21:38:34
slager you lost ,wareham wins , a screen play my ass , whats the title the bagel eater, you are an idiot.
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#24 2011-06-15 22:08:16
we the people on this web site drove you out of bussiness, we exposed your lies , boycotted your paper ,boycotted the bussiness that advertised in your paper we supported wareham week , we win ,and you loose , bruce ,brenda ,cronin and jayne are gone and now you are gone , the people win and you loose crap head.
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#25 2011-06-15 22:29:54
It is a good day for Wareham. Now that the town is finally free from the clutches of a depraved and heartless scumbag, good people will hopefully no longer fear volunteering and the damage to the town can be repaired.
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#26 2011-06-16 07:02:00
Slagera Born Liar,a Fat Prick, Who Was Fired From His Job At Mpg, An Over Weight Fat Slob Who Came To Wareham To Stir Up Trouble Will Finally Leave The Wareham Scene, A Losser If There Ever Was One, His Daddey Hated This Fat Squirt ,his Mother Takes Him To See Ole Mickey At Disney, God What A Forsaken Bastard, The Tin Hats , His Losser Followes Morn His Loss. He Is Bankrupt Plain And Simple, No Budiness Common Sense, But Look At Wareham Week A Sucesful Paper If Thereever Was One Showed This Fool How To Run A Succesful Paper, Slager Let Us No What You Will Do For A Living, Maybe A Bagel Tester, You Picked On A Lot Of People Unfairly With Your Lies, Isnt Pay Back A Bitch, You Moserable Fool.
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#27 2011-06-16 07:23:21
Truly, the world has never seen a more incompetent moron. An old cat lady ran the paper before him for over a decade and even she managed to keep it going. This idiot nosedived a paper straight into the ground in a few years, you'd think even a moron could do as well as an old cat lady but this moron is a moron's moron.
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#28 2011-06-16 07:34:14
The Failure wrote:
A small scratch on my lower back that I hadn’t even noticed became quickly infected. My entire back swelled up like a balloon. I went to my doctor and was told that if I had waited any longer I would not have made it. The infection had moved to within an inch of my spine.
Is anyone else as surprised as I am that his doctor found that he actually has a spine?
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#29 2011-06-17 07:12:23
slager CLOSED HIS PAPER BECAUSE HE IS BANKRUPT , REMEMBER DID HIS HOUSE NOT GO IN TO FORCLOSURE RECENTLY, DID HE NOT CLOSE HIS OFFICE , CUT HIS PAPER PRINTING TO ONCE A MONTH , YOUR BANKRUPT, AND YOUR A LOSER, YOU FAT LIEING SLOB. YOUR DREAM IS DONE AND IS OVER STOP DRINKING AND ROLL OVER AND CRUSH YOUR WIFE IN BED, WHAT WILL YOUR PLAY BE ABOUT THE LIFE OF A FAT SLOB THE BAGEL EATER. ASS HOLE.
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#30 2011-06-17 09:17:07
Hes A Dum Bagel Eater Glad Your Paper Failed Dummy
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#31 2011-06-18 11:59:17
The Failure wrote:
I barely knew Liza before that night. I remember praying to the Lord above that I didn’t accidently roll over and crush that poor woman in my drunken sleep. I was literally twice her size.
Just want to double check, it would be unsportsmanlike to make a joke about this, because it's too easy, right?
It would be like if a little league pitcher went up against A-Rod. A-Rod could knock it out of the park, but since it's a little leaguer, he should just bunt.
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#32 2011-06-18 14:22:54
Political Hack wrote:
By: John_Donahue on 6/18/11
An Old Irish Blessing:
May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours!
May your trash always be behind Staples...
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