1).  He keeps thinking Dog the Bounty Hunter is following him.
2).  Secret man crush on the Wareham Police Department
3).  Uncomfortable.  Butt keeps sticking to leather.
4.)  Doesn't want anyone to hear the talk radio that he is listening to.
5).  Has book to return to the library before it closes.
6).  Practicing to drive the Viagra car on the NASCAR circuit.
7).  Likes to say the words, " Do You Know Who I Am?".
8).  Wants to get to Swifts Beach before Green Beret gets the best parking spot.
9).  He's in a hurry to get to the store to buy the rag before it is sold out.
10).  Believes the bumper sticker he once read, "SPEED ON BROTHER, HELL AIN'T HALF BAD"