1)  Chance to catch Sweet Bucie on a bed pan.
2)  Admires hospital gowns.  Can only hope to own one someday. It will go nice with his black socks.
3)  Captive audience in ICU.
4)  Can visit family and friends in psychiatric ward.
5)  Has a deal with the Health Care Companies to drop his paper off in the hospital rooms.  After reading it most patients get sicker.
6)  Can go from room to room checking food trays to see if patients are "going to eat that?".
7)  The Morgue is the only place the people don't scream when he walks in.
8)  He likes to hop on the empty hospital beds and make them move up & down.  It's the most up & down on a bed he gets.
9)  Better TV than at his house.  Ooops, I think he is staring at the x-ray machine.
10)  He's the only idiot alive who enjoys hospital food.