High five - true meaning -
I just picked my nose, I have a booger on my finger & now it's on your hand after we high five.

Thumbs Up - No really, my husband REALLY is only this big.

Thumbs Down - What usually happens to it when he sees the Brockton Witch.

Dog Call hand signal - palm up wagging index finger _
See no one will come if Brockton Witch fingers them.

Hand over her heart -
I hope no one notices that one of my boobs is smaller than the other.

Vulcan Hand Gesture -
Only when she is fantasizing about Spock.

Tapping index finger on temple -
Trying to find her brain's start button.

Arms folded across chest -
Why do I get high beams when BoBo the HoBo enters the room?

OK sign -
I wonder what I could fit in here?

Devil Horns -
My neighbor for eternity

Clenched fist -
either, "Why I outta..."!  or I really need another dose of prune juice.