WE WILL CALL HIS DAD BOBBIE SENIOR AND HIS MOTHER MARTHA ,                   BOB SR , MARTHA HAVE YOU HEARD FROM OUR LAZY  SON IN HALIFAX , YES HE WANTS TO BORROW SOME MONEY AND WANTS ME TO TAKE HIM AND THE FAMILY TO DISNEY WORLD ,         BOB SR YELLS OH SHIT PASS ME THE BRANDEY MARTHA  THAT FAT BALDING DIBECTIC PRICK HAS NEVER AMOUNTED TO ANYTHING HE HAS NEVER AMOUNTED TO ANYTHING HE EATS THOSE BAGELS AND CREME CHEESE ALL THE TIME , HE PLAYS AROUND AT THAT STUPID PAPER PRENTENDING TAHT HE IS WOODWARD AND BERSTEIN  BUT TO BE THESE GUYS YOU WOULD HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR LAZY FAT BALDING DIABECTIC ASS ,     AND MARTHA DO YOU KNOW MOST OF HIS ADDS  IN THE PAPER HAVE BEEN CANCELLED SOME TIME AGO , AND YET HE PRINTS THEM ANY WAY  TO PRETEND HE IS RUNNING A THRIVEING PAPER , YET MARTHA  WHO WOULD ADVERTISE IN A PAPER THAT IS WRITTEN BY A CERTIFIABLE LIAR, DAMM THAT KID EVER SINCE WE HAD THAT KID  ALL I CAN DO IS DRINK BRANDY TO DROWN OUT MY SORROWS ,WHAT A LOSSER , ARE YOU GOIMG TO TAKE BAGEL BOY TO DISNEY MARTHA ,                               YES I GUESS SO HIS WIFE IS TIRED WORKING ALL DAY TO SUPPORT HIS LAZY SORREY ASS  AND HE TALKS ALL DAY ABOUT CORUPTION , BOB I THINK HE NEEDS MEDICAL HELP WITH HIS HEAD SAYS MARTHA                           HE IS A MORON MARTHA  YA KNOW HE SAYS HE WORKED AT THE SAN FANCISCO PAPER  WRITING ON THE ZODIAC KILLINGS , HE IS A DAMM NUT I WASH MY HANDS OF HIM LONG AGO , MARTHA MORE BRANDY ,               I AGREE WITH YOU BOB SR  BUT I MUST TAKE THEM TO DISNEY BECUASE HE'S A LAZY ASS AND CANT PAY FOR IT BECAUSE HE NEVER AMOUNTED TO ANYTHING           I KNOW SAYS BOB SR                  , MORE BRANDY MARTHA ,         IF THAT LITTLE PRICK CALLS AGAIN FOR MORE MONEY TELL HIM  NO WAY TUBBEY,                        A PARODY

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