While we are at it. I just want to admit I am a hitman from Tennessee that was brought in. I can't say who I was hired by or they will ship me back to my po'dunk town :)

Thank you for understanding!

Larry (Francis) McDonald
COO Take Back Wareham

Just heard from one of our investors in the Westfield project.
I can't tell you exactly who he is, but as a hint, he is an elected official in his Country, very high position, lives in a nation south of us, begins with V, and I call him "CC".
He was pissed because he has been talking with people who claim that "clean coal" is an oxymoron and everyone knows that coal fired plants are dirty.
DUH!!
We all know that but the "scrubbers" that will be installed are the best in the world and can eliminate a lot of pollutants.
Plus, as CC says, he is going to underwrite the entire project, donate all of the electricity for the 300 elderly units in the complex, and build a protective "shield" over the ,living quarters of the elderly so that soot does not get all over their clothes, cars, golf carts, segways, etc.
"For goodness sakes, all we are going to charge them is $500.00 per month for a beautiful 500 sq. ft. apartment. What else could they want?" He asked.
I agree.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Besides, since the minimum age to get into the elderly development part of the project is 72, how long can you live?
You will be saving money and we are even going to have a grocery store, hairdresser, restaurants with early bird specials, car washes, and a nice dry cleaners.
It will be a wonderful place to live and then pass on.
Got to go...camel races on St. Armand's this afternoon.
Carry on.

It's amazing to me that the ONLY person who was on to our scheme was that brilliant report from Bobo's DooDoo. We are really good at blending in and hiding as "normal folk". But no, that shrewd genius sniffed us out. Thanks for letting me stay on in Wareham. I really thought I was going to be shipped back after my cover was blown.

Cookie recipes are on the way!

Psss, Dan...do you think they figured out the coded message we include in all letters to the editor? That was brilliant! While they read the letters, they miss the secret message in the letters.

and may the Force Be With You.

Remember "The Brown Ledger" ? .....The 327 page document that contained the names of the 123 people who would assuredly have ended up in jail had it been discovered?..........Well, don't tell Bobo....but it's gone. Sandra and I and our 121 nearest and dearest friends can relax, because there is no computer back-up, and  all we have to do  now is to keep straight faces when we tell the judge that the story about the ledger was a hoax.....Just pretend that it never existed.  Just keep repeating "habeas corpus" and we'll wear them down.

The document told the  remarkable story  how 123 "ordinary citizens"
were able to design  secret cash flows  from  a combination of a kick-back money laundering scheme and an innocent appearing copy machine....in a public library of all places !....And  which made the ledger that documented the endeavor  a  treasure itself... and well deserving  of a final moment  of glory. It was too special a relic to end up in a landfill, and burning seemed  inappropriately punitive.

So I cooked up  the phony  cover-up of a trip to New Zealand and took the precious Brown Ledger with me.  I didn't have a specific plan , but I figured my kids would come up with  something creative and colorful and appropiate....and they did.

We came up with the plan as we were sitting  in our condo, facing Lake Waipuku  in Queenstown , on our first night in a place that people come to from all over the world for  the appeal of its scenery and  for adventure.  What would we choose from the adventure "menu" of the region?

Two bold people wanted to "do" the famous Nevis Bungy jump, and a more cautious geezer opted for going  soaring in a glider.  Perhaps inspired by sipping generous quantities of a remarkable liquid that those clever Kiwis have learned to make by fermenting grapes in oak barrels, we  decided to  shred The Brown Ledger with periodic respectful toasts, and then each of us would do the equivalent of scattering the ashes of a loved one as we carried out our "adventures" in the days ahead.

My Brown Ledger distribution ceremony came first, and at an altitude of 7,000 feet, with snow-capped Mt Cook looming up beside the  eerily silent glider, I slid back the cockpit window and released the blessedly biodegradable evidence that could have undone the 5 year code of silence  that had made 123  ordinary Wareham citizens as if a band of brothers and sisters.   It was  truly an emotional moment for me to see those precious bits of brown paper fluttering their last flutter in a land so far away from where they had kept a dangerous  but  highly rewarding secret. .....

The next day was the real high point in every sense of the word. The Nevis Bungy jump is the highest in the world, and my boys were bound and determined to to it, with the added inducement  of getting rid of evidence that could have landed me  and 122 others in Guantanomo Bay Prison.   From the gondola car suspended over the frighteningly deep canyon each did a swan dive, clutching a bag  with the results of our do-it-yourself shredding operation. The free fall at  200mph took nearly 5 full seconds before the bungy cord "kicked-in" and brought them halfway back to the gondola...and that's when they had conspired to glorify the demise of The Brown Ledger........During the three or four bounce -backs they  behaved like New Yorkers throwing out ticker tape from the Empire State Building for a parade far below.
I was nearly overcome by the emotional impact of what was happening before me...an incredibly beautiful natural scene enhanced by the fluttering pieces of The Brown Ledger. .....the sadness of saying good-bye to our treasured Brown Ledger melded in a wierdly wonderful way with the blessed relief of knowing that now 123 people who have been living as if under the Sword of Damocles  will be able to resume their  ordinary lives  without anyone knowing  of their involvement in The Great Copy Machine Scandal.

We...all 123 of us ...are  gathering...all expenses of  course  pre-paid by our copy machine "money cow",  at The Chatham Bars Inn this weekend to celebrate and to pool ideas regarding our next enterprise.

I am so proud of you, Dick.
When you first told me of the "brown ledger", and you said you wanted to think of a creative way to get rid of it, I thought, as I told you, that you ought to take it ought in your kayak about two miles, set it on fire inside a tin bowl, wait for it all to burn, and then empty it out into the ocean.
But...you...you...you are really creative!
Thank you for sharing with us and now those 122 people I met can relax.
Now...we can start the newspaper and not worry about anyone finding the list.
Bless you, Dick.
By the way...we will reimburse the trip.
Except for the boys' bungee jump.

Dan:  I was about to implement your plan to take the ledger out two miles and then set it  in on fire  in a tin bowl, but  when I ran the idea past my  Inuit  kayak mentor  Yaquit Qajaq, he  jumped all over me, and said, "How many times do I have to remind you of  one of the basic principles of our  Inuit culture:'You can't have your kayak and heat it too ."?

Bob: I'd like to give you the Chatham Bar details ,but Power Elite Security has a Red Alert regarding a BOS member who seems fixated on crashing yet another private gathering . This person has a history of Geezer Groping, and we are making every effort to fend her off.  I have just come off the disabled list from my  encounter with the Brockton Bomber this past summer  ....Contact me "off line" for the details of our  Chatham bash....Our next Brown Ledger will have 124  names......Welcome aboard !

Nora now has the code.

Just a reminder to you all...especially investors.
The paper will start in a few weeks.
I need the documentation that you have about the you know what stories.
I want all documents to be notarized and filed with the Clerk of Courts Office (prior to publication).
I have told you.. I insist on this! Everything we print WILL be documented.
Also, a reminder of the telephonic conference in the next three days (you know which day).
I want EVERYONE to participate in the conversation this time. No excuses about trips to Timbuktu or any other damn thing.
We need to move NOW.
You know what to do.
You know the code.
Time is running out.
Francis...I have a job for you.

Last edited by danoconnell (2009-12-09 19:23:47)

We hate to break it to her, but we had 21,000 visits to our web site in November. We moved more than 10,000 copies of the paper in Wareham alone last month during what is traditionally the slowest time of the year. Molly’s claim that nobody reads us is based solely on the voices she is hearing in her head.


YET HE DOESNT PAY HIS STATE FILING FEES, CLOSED HIS OFFICE, DOESNT PAY HIS PRINTER..... YEAH HE'S DOING GREAT

Geez Dan, I will be in Disney World, lol! Maybe you want to catch up there and ride the Rock n Roller coaster?

Be available for the telephonic conference, Cara...Disney World has phones!
Also, thank you to those who finally submitted the documents I asked for.
PSpan should be thanked for putting them on his scanner and presenting them in a concise and understandable way for us to publish.
PSpan will soon have the rest of the information regarding the domestic violence calls on you know who hopefully today. He just needs to scan the Police reports and requests for retraining orders and orders of protection.
Good job everyone!
Remember the conference call....you know the time and date.
Just look close for the code if you forgot, but, we will be sending out reminders in the normal way we have established.
Silence is important now.
Loose lips sink great ships.

Welcome aboard Bluebell.
You will have the code.

Dick Wheeler:
You PM and e-mail are full.
The disc that your "people" in New Zealand sent me can't be opened for some reason.
PSpan is working on it, but he tells me that sometimes foreign nations have a different electric grid and output, and our discs don't work for copying.
Please contact them and see if they can ship me another one that is compatible with our equipment.
Francis has already rented the safety deposit box in Boston.
Cara...thanks.
Remember...don't give out the code unless you PERSONALLY know the person and trust them.

In order to appear more "normal", I've renogiated with my employer (local developers) to include 2 more children in the school system, an additional parcel of land, and a year supply of reese's pieces.

Ramps closed to Logan in the morning, we need to go with a dumbo drop over the water.

Bluebell,

I know the feeling.  I have donated multiple times to the library and even gave some money to the dreaded Spinney.  My kick back checks must have gotten lost in the mail.  Oh well.....  :)

I thought it was pathetic that Bobo called for people to not donate to the Friends of the Library.  Such unbridled hatred for the library for a guy who can't even spell and he could really benefit from spending some time in one.  Pathetic loser. 

Every town library has a Friends of the Library group and they all work the same way, Wareham is no different than any other town.  Why doesn't Bobo demand that people not donate to the Halifax Friends of the Library?  Oh right, because he doesn't want everyone in his hometown thinking he is a pathetic loser, he only shows off his loseryness in other towns.

I am Dan's wife.

I called him about Liz's message.
He said, and I am not repeating myself, to tell you to tell Kinsailman:

Project firefly is on.

Project firefly is on.

Apparently, you will get the spare key.
Best of luck.

From satellite phone:
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
I am following up on Plan B...
Only 100 miles from my house and a partner that is interested in doing business in Wareham, and also Florida.
Don't worry, all profits are shared!
I am rich...but I am not a pig.
My old contact CC can not be trusted.(You were right Bornof and Mature).
I am on the way to my Plan B contact, RC, brother of FC.
Very interested in new technology and investment in clean fuel, like solar and wind power.
There is plenty of wind off of the coast...enough to generate a lot of power.
It will eventually be cleaner and more saleable to our wonderful residents of Wareham.
I will report soon.
Do NOT despair.
All is set.

..give the dog a BONE.... I REMEMBER NOW!!! under the dog house.. duhhh... should work on my mind skills if the town clerk is in my future...

Dan O
An creideamh agus an Fhórsa a bhfuil tú mar rn I.

You obviously don't know the code. Watch Men in Black II before calling again.

Nice picture, huh? I was destined for greatness even at that age. I had "hitman" written all over my cowboy boots!

Good work Dan! We are now on to stage II!

Lol! Wow, you guys really are super slueths!

You give me too much credit! I have the super political operative (The Gnome) working with me. You can ask the Bama Slammer (Cindy Parola) how good the Gnome is.

Cookie Fest is starting, Stage II has started!

OK...very funny...who sent me a bag of garbage?
What am I supposed to do with it?
WTF?

I hired a couple of homeless guys to fish through the rubbish. I paid them $20.00 and a case of Miller Lite.
I did find some things that are worthwhile...correspondence between you know who and others that appear to go beyond the bounds of legality.
Also, some legal paper work that was torn but usable.
I am sending what I think is important up to you...you know who you are...and you decide what to do with it.
Some of it can be used I think.
Code: 7BMPWPM.345DTS.9WGAF...
Carry on!