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gogatemen · 2009-10-21 20:12:38

Paul Shooters's latest and LAST??? column states:

"I have decided this is the last editorial I will write for the Observer."

I'm cynical. Somehow I fear he will reappear in another format.

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PShooter · 2009-10-21 20:32:30

He was headed that direction for awhile. That's why Bobo's been playing the whole, "I don't think he's quite up to the standards of the holy rag" ...pathetic (sock puppet).

It's also why I titled my second to last cartoon of the Shooter Series, "Shooter's Last Dance?"
I don't even think I feel like making Bobo's crap into cartoons anymore : (
"The thrill is gone." Thanks BB (BB King that is, NOT BOBO!!!)

Here's the one I was talking about

PShooter
TAKEBACKWAREHAM

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acasualobserver · 2009-10-21 20:34:03

I read how the bloggers twist things that I write and talk trash about me without having the stones to put their names on the crap they write.

oh. my. God. An anonymous poster on a blog wrote that. That is THE most hypocritical thing I've ever seen Observer Media publish, and that's saying something. I don't have a problem with people writing editorials anonymously (though I did have a big problem when Slager attributed a "news" report that was essentially an interview of himself to Shooter), but to claim that people on other sites don't have the "stones" to put their names to it....well, that's just sad. It wouldn't even be funny if it wasn't sad. It's just plain sad.

IHATESLAGER · 2009-10-21 20:59:08

WHAT HAPPENED SLAGER GET BACK ON HIS MEDS? HIS ALTER EGO DISAPPEARED? WHO WILL INTERVIEW THE PRESIDENT OF OBSERVERMEDIA NOW?

Larry McDonald · 2009-10-21 21:32:40

I guess he chose to ignore I use my real name and called him out on his nonsense. Of course, this is the Halifax Hack trying to get out of the whole Paul Shooter thing.....

Whew.....and people wonder why we make fun of him?

PShooter · 2009-10-21 21:34:02

IHATESLAGER wrote:
WHO WILL INTERVIEW THE PRESIDENT OF OBSERVERMEDIA NOW?

I hear Rumpelstiltskin's available...

PShooter
TAKEBACKWAREHAM

Hamatron5000 · 2009-10-21 21:44:34

BREAKING NEWS: Paul Shooter hangs up his baseball bat!!!

Ham5000 issued this press release:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Not Paul Shooter! Stay, Paul Shooter, stay! Paul Shooter was the single greatest source of Bobo-making-fun-of material ever! Oh God, why take Paul from us, why? Bobo trying to make everyone think Paul was real, oh God, it was hilarious!

Seriously, I have had a perpetual smile on my face since late July/early August ever since Paul Shooter was invented. Literally, I would crack up laughing everytime I heard or said the word "Shooter."

Oh God, please don't take away Paul Shooter. I love Paul Shooter jokes. In the great annals of Bobo joke material, Paul Shooter is a gold mine.

wareham pride · 2009-10-21 21:48:31

Hamatron5000 · 2009-10-21 21:50:22

WE WANT SHOOTER! WE WANT SHOOTER! WE WANT SHOOTER!

IHATESLAGER · 2009-10-22 07:35:34

SHOOTER PLEASE DONT HANG UP YOUR BASEBALL BAT, PLEASE!

danoconnell · 2009-10-22 08:26:55

Good job, PShooter.
I am HAMATRON5000.

Larry McDonald · 2009-10-22 08:45:31

I won't break my promise to NOT view the Halifax Daily Tripe, but I am guessing Shooter praises the Hack.

Now for something interesting! I heard that the real reason behind the retirement of Paul SHooter is he was lost in the Dryer. The Hack tried the other sock of the pair, but it didn't feel right???????

Larry McDonald · 2009-10-22 15:29:32

You know, I've waited a long time for a Jeer, but apparently I haven't earned my Jeer. Now that Paulie Shooter is leaving, I really have no reason to soil his sock....errr...name any further.

Hamatron5000 · 2009-10-22 21:21:39

Paul Shooter, we hardly knew ye....

Paul "Bobo" Shooter - Fictional Newspaper Columnist, Sock Puppet, Baseball Bat Enthusiast, and to date, the greatest source of Bobo joke material in the history of Bobo jokes. Please don't go, Paul. You will be missed.

IHATESLAGER · 2009-10-22 21:40:24

SLAGER IVE READ YOUR POST ON THE COURIER SITE AND IM TAKEN ABACK ON HOW PYCHOTIC YOU HAVE BECOME. HAVE YOU PAID YOUR STATE FILING FEES YET? HOWS THAT DOLL INVESTIGATION GOING? FBI STILL WAITING TO GET BACK TO YOU? I KNOW BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED. HOW COME YOU LET THE BOS TRY TO SLIP THIS TA CANDIDATE FROM UNDER US? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TRAPPED BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER BLOGGING ALL DAY? MEDICATION SLAGER MEDICATION, USE IT