Rip Dinkle here! Sources close to the investigation of the soon to be defunct Wareham Pravda have stated they received an anonymous email that was neither anonymous or an email. It was, in fact, a note passed to from his right hand to his left hand, otherwise known as Paul Shooter. Other sources claim he actually signed the letter left handed to confuse his right hand. Lawyers are scratching their head because they can plainly see that the right doesn't know what the left hand is doing!

BOth hands were contacted for comment, but his sock puppets were in the washer, so they could not speak for either hand. On the other hand, anonymous sources are saying that things are getting out of hand!


Rip Dinkle, your handy reporter, ....over and out!