Those who have been following the ongoing audit saga know that Bobo has been boasting for months that he has learned all about what is going on with the audit, thanks to his ace reporting skills. 

Turns out (given the bombshell news report that the DA obtained all of the materials days after the BOS had their SWAT team collect it), that Bobo didn't know jack.

Let's take a look at the highlight reel (or gag reel) featuring infamous Bobo comments on his site:

By: robertslager on 6/28/09
On a different note, I do think the selectmen need to start releasing more information about the audit soon. I understand why they would want to be thorough and protect the town legally as much as possible, but their relative silence is allowing the opposing to fill the void with all sorts of ridiculous claims.

Bobo, you thought the selectmen were going to release information (and were being careful to figure out the best way to release information) that the DA had already taken away from them, and the bloggers are the ridiculous ones?

By: robertslager on 6/28/09
I asked Sauvageau about that last week when I called him for comment on the library trustee story. The selectmen might release the audit reports in stages because of the tremendous amount of information now being reviewed.

Bobo, let's get this straight.  Sweet Brucey, Chairman of the Board of Selectmen, told you that information that was taken out of the town's hands by the DA's office would be released in a series of reports from the selectmen, because there was too much information being reviewed the town?  He told you that information the BOS no longer had was going to be released in installments by the BOS because it was taking them a long time to go over information that was no longer in their possession?

Right, and we're the bad guys here.  So, Bobo, since it turned out the DA already had the info when he told you this, why have you not yet torn Sweet Brucey a new asshole in a column for lying to you? 

Were you lying for Sweet Brucey (helping him push a cover story to stall and keep critics at bay) or were you Sweet Brucey's Dupe? (i.e. a patsy who unwittingly lied for him).  I suppose it's easier to forgive a dupe than a liar, but neither one is a good thing to be when you are a reporter.

By: robertslager on 6/28/09
He wouldn't say much more than that. It's a little frustrating for me as a reporter. I would like more specific information, but I do understand the scope of this audit and the ramifications it will most certainly have. Selectmen are obviously being very cautious to make sure their report is air-tight with specific evidence.

"Selectmen are obviously being very cautious to make sure their report is air-tight with specific evidence."  Wow, Bobo, Walter Kronkite you are NOT.  You thought the Selectmen were working to make an air-tight report on information they no longer had?

If a member of the "power elite" had led you astray like this, there would be no end to your journalistic retaliation.  But Sweet Brucey and the BOS do it, and you kiss their butts and call it ice cream.  I suppose you could write a token jeer,  but at this point, it's been days since you reported about the DA story, and you've said nothing critical of the selectmen.  No, you went with that stupid Republican plot bullshit instead.

It's sad what a boot licking lackey you have become, Bobo.

By: robertslager on 6/28/09
I don't think the DA is involved yet because not all the information has been released yet. This audit is just one step in what will certainly be a far bigger investigation.

Allow me to offer the following expert analysis on this quote: BAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!  We've got a regular Tom Brokaw here!

By: robertslager on 7/26/09
I will say I am troubled that the results of the audit are taking this long. I've been told it's because K&P is going through the results with a fine-tooth comb.

Bobo, don't you feel like an idiot for reporting that K and P was going over information that the town no longer had?  Where's the column blasting the shit out of that "source" for duping you, Bobo?  If a source lied to you, doesn't he deserve to be revealed as a lying dirt bag?  Assuming that's not a source that you pulled out of your ass (that's a big assumption).

By: robertslager on 7/26/09
I was told, off the record, that the audit will result in "life-changing" repercussions for many people. That's all I can say about it right now.

As pointed out between Shooter's Toots in the latest Sweet Brucey and Friends, yes Bobo, moving to a new bathroom office was very life changing for you.  Where's the column blasting this source that duped you? (Again, assuming this source wasn't also pulled from your butt).

FINAL ANALYSIS

These are just a few of the many hilarious comments that Bobo has been throwing out to make people think that he's in the know about the audit and that BOS supporters should not worry, because when the audit comes out, the power elite are screwed.  Turns out, that's not the case at all.

Was Bobo lying or was Bobo a dupe?  The world may never know, but what we do know is this - If Bobo does not publish a scathing column that takes Sweet Brucey to the proverbial woodshed and spank him upside down and inside out with the jeer stick, then he should hang his head in shame as a lackey, used as a dupe and didn't even have the balls to take on the town official that duped him. 

Frankly, even such a column (not a jeer, Bobo, a full Brucey bashing column) would be useless for him, at this point.  The instant he found out about the DA, he should have taken Sweet Brucey to the woodshed.  Any response he gives on this now will obviously be because of this posting - a loser trying to save face now that he's been exposed as a dupe and a Sweet Brucey stooge.

Bobo, I'll never understand your devotion to Sweet Brucey, to the point that you flushed your own credibility down the toilet. 

Show some class for once in your life and resign immediately.

Last edited by Hamatron5000 (2009-08-31 02:45:30)