If a virus is sent to a home computer, and the chat has begun, if no one is out there listening or chatting, has a virus really been sent?

If no one is there and you are blogging alone, are you engaged in bloggerbastion?

Now that you're in your office are you still alone? Along that 45 minute drive, you couldn't find any towns closer to you to harass?

If your hard drive at home was damaged, stop playing with it. 

Thanks for joining us Coach, I'm Couch. Are you sure you lost him --I mean them to a delay.

You must really think the haters are smart if they were able to nuke your computer, hair, writing ability, fairness, clear thoughts and morals.