IHATESLAGER wrote:

1. WHY IS HE PRIVY TO WHAT THE PURPOSE OF THE COMPUTER "AUDIT" AND WHY CANT THE TOWN NOW SAY WHAT THE TOWN IS LOOKING FOR ON THOSE COMPUTERS SINCE ALL THE DRIVES HAVE ALREADY BEEN COPIED AND BEEN TAKEN AWAY. NO INFORMATION CAN CHANGE NOW SO WHY NOT SAY WHAT THE INVESTIGATION WAS FOR NOW?

Because Brucie talks in his sleep and boobie listens.


3. WHY DOES SLAGER CLAIM TO BE THE JUDGE, JURY, AND EXUCUTIONER ON CERTAIN PEOPLE (IE RUIZ) ISNT ANYONE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

Because the only real life he has is his illusions.

4. WHY DOESNT HE ADMIT ANY ERROS IN HIS REPORTING? HE HAS BEEN PROVEN WRONG SO MANY TIMES ITS LAUGHABLE BUT HE NEVER ADMITS THEM

Because he is too busy making up things about those who have crossed Brucie or making up things about those who  have a more productive life than he.

5. WHY KNOWING WHAT A POTTY MOUTH BRUCE IS REFUSES TO BELIEVE BRUCE SWORE AT A S-T REPORTER?

Love is blind.

6. WHY CRITIZE OTHER REPORTERS SINCE HE WAS FIRED FROM EVERY NEWSPAPER HE HAS WORKED FOR EXCEPT FOR ONE ( YOU GUESSED IT BOBBIE'S NEWS)

That's just too funny!

7. WHY IS HIS WIFE SO DAMN UGLY? OH YEAH HAVE YOU SEEN HIM LATELY? HE LOOKS LIKE HE GAINED 75 POUNDS AND AGE 20 YEARS.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  She has done nothing reprehensible except marry boobie, but they say she was drugged.  We should leave her out of this.  Supporting boobie is painful enough, I'm sure!

Last edited by Mixie (2009-06-09 22:30:36)