1.  Get a degree in fat a*s couch potato sitting.
2.  Join other blogs and pretend to be us and post all our second grade songs.
3.  Put on the "wall" and practice his cow bell playing.
4.  Volunteer to be Brucie's intern.  Wonder if he knows to 'save the dress'.
5.  Going to flea markets trying to find a hat like Ana p"s.
6.  Giving scenic tours of Wareham - "this is where my buddy Bruce got pulled over", "This is where poet
     was arrested", etc
7.  Hangin out with his friend who suggested he stop keeping up with the blogs.  Then trying to talk them
     off the window ledge.
8.  Contacting groups for people who horde magazines & newspapers in their homes and asking them if they
      take donations.
9.   Thinking up cool screen names:  moxie, 1eyecat, 3toedsloth, 1ballbob, nobrainbruce, bigmouthbrenda.
10   Slapping himself
11.  Searching doll hospitals for bodiless dolls.