WHY WAREHAM AND THE READERS OF THE STILL ALWAYS FREE TRI TOWN OBSERVER ONLY THINK OF RAGBOY WHEN THEY HEAR THE WORD "DOPE"

1   Dope rhymes with pope, rhymes with slope, rhymes with hope....none of these he has.
2   Saw his resume which included his debut acting role in Snow White & Seven Drawfs.  Guess which dwarf he was.
3   We once heard someone ask him how you keep a dope  in suspense.  He's still waiting for the answer.
4   He pretty much makes anyone he comes in contact with want to smoke dope.
5   Most first year editors know that in Wareham, the Town Administrator and Finance Committee are controlled by the BOS.  If they can't control them, they fire the big dopes.
6   The fact that Chris Reagle never socialized with you outside of work, just proves she has pride and is not a dope.
7    Unfortunately for you, Rob, your lunatic fringe, disenfranchised group of dopes meet in a phone booth to read your lunatic fringed dopey paper.
8    BREAKING NEWS-  Bagel eating mean guys with frizzy hair, who wear black leather and hang around with guys named Bruce, are Dopes.
9   Only a dope wouldn't realize that pretty much everything ragboy writes in his paper is inaccurate.
10  I must be a dope.  I was far less insulted by reagle than by ragboy's comment  " for someone who claims she isn't an elitist, Reagle doesn't think much of people like you"  - What's that supposed to mean?     Oh we must be not dopes - unlike you ragboy!