What would Brucie do if they ran out of chicken nuggets at McDonald's?
1) Fire them all!
2) Decline the McDouble and settle out of court for a happy meal with an extra prize.
3)  Call Bob.  Have him run a front page story about the hateful fast food employees.
4)  Change the name of the street McDonald's is on.
5)  Not call 911, but simply step into his car and they will come running.
6)  Leap over the counter and start beating anyone who told him he couldn't have something.
7)  Call K&P and tell him to pick up some McNuggets at a different McDonald's and bring them to him.
8)  Open a chicken McNugget restaurant in swift's beach.
9)  Continously chant, 'do you know who I am until everyone is frightened into submission'
10) Get an empty McNugget box, go to burger king and get chicken nuggets, put them in a mc nugget box and then parade around town boasting he got the last box of mcnuggets.