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#1 2008-11-28 15:04:27
How nice of the Ragman to print up a list of Rag supporting businesses for us to BOYCOTT:
Rag Selling Businesses to Not Shop At:
Onset Village Market - 231 Onset Ave.
Bourne Sunoco - 282 Main St. Buzzards Bay (For Jimmy's convenience so he can pick up a rag on the way to the selectmen's meeting)
Mazzilli’s Farm Stand - 3134 Cranberry Highway
Wareham Country Market - 195 Marion Road
Rite Aid - 121 Marion Road
Tedeschi’s - Shangri-La
Jug Shop - 219 Main St.
Luk’s Oil - 3199 Cranberry Highway
Seven-11 - 3106 Cranberry Highway
Mill Pond Package Store - Cranberry Highway
Anchor Liquors - 2360 Cranberry Highway
New England Farms - Cranberry Highway
Hilltop Package and Grocery - 45 Sandwich Road
Oak Grove Package Store - 47 Depot Street
Marion Package Store - Route 6
(Wow, that is a whole lotta package stores. Glug glug!)
Distributors of Free Rags to Not Do Business with:
Wareham Town Hall - 54 Marion Road
Wareham Multi-Service Center - 54 Marion Road
Cranberry Cottage- 246 Marion Road
Wareham Fire Station - Main Street
Wareham Police Station - 2500 Cranberry Highway
Bourne Town Hall - 24 Perry Ave., Buzzards Bay
Pomodore’s - 2424 Cranberry Highway.
Barnicle Bill’s - 3126 Cranberry Highway
Elks Lodge – Cranberry Highway
Wareham Water District Office – 2550 Cranberry Highway
Marc Anthony’s Pizza - 190 Onset Ave.
Cape Cod Teachers Credit Union - 2203 Cranberry Highway
Wareham Barber Shop
Gateway Barber Shop
*Obviously, you can't boycott Town Hall, Police, Multi Service Center, etc. - but I don't see why you can't complain. Our tax dollars pay for these buildings and they shouldn't be used to house rags that tell us to get out of town and shut up if we disagree with the rag.
Places we should not shop at if they decide to sell the Rag:
Shaw’s - 125 Marion Road
CVS - 419 Main Street "D"
CVS - 2998 Cranberry Highway
Stop & Shop - 2991 Cranberry Highway
Cumberland Farms - 2360 Cranberry Highway
*At some point in the future we shall have to put together a list of advertisers to not do business with as well.
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#2 2008-11-28 15:09:37
Brenda Picks Up Her Rag At The Package Stores!
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#3 2008-11-28 15:17:25
Yes, note that out of the 15 Rag selling establishments, 6, count em, 6 are liquor stores and 2 of them are out of town.
Oh Ragman, how the mighty have fallen...
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#4 2008-11-28 15:29:56
THE RAG: PREFERRED READING MATERIAL FOR PACKY LACKEYS EVERYWHERE!
"Hey Packy Clerk, ya' got any of those rags??! BUURRRRRRRRPP!!"
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#5 2008-11-28 16:08:59
So, if I do the math right...
You can get the rag on-line free without leaving your house,
You can get the rag for free at more locations that you can pay for it at,
And he's expecting to make how much selling these at the other limited locations?
A chimp could easily find a way to save the 75 cents if they should feel compelled to read it.
Who came up with that business plan?
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#6 2008-11-28 16:24:08
He essentially realizes that there are so few people who would actually pay money for his rag that he keeps them out at free places - if he were to cut out the free rags altogether, he would simply have no hard copy readership. And without that hard copy readership, he just becomes some clown with a hobby website.
That same chimp that is his proofreader is also his business planner.
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#7 2008-11-28 17:53:38
I know that a couple of the free establishments throw the paper in the trash when it arrives.
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#8 2008-11-28 18:30:19
commonsense wrote:
I know that a couple of the free establishments throw the paper in the trash when it arrives.
Never ceases to amuse me the two places in town you're always sure to find Slager's dog trainer are the town library and the police dept's closet sized waiting area.
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#9 2008-11-28 18:37:55
The rag piles at the library and the cop shop are always left unscathed...yet the Ragman always complains they've been sullied. Thats what shameless political partisans like the Ragman do - they go after you no matter what you do.
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#10 2008-11-28 19:01:40
Hamatron5000 wrote:
That same chimp that is his proofreader is also his business planner.
or his twin
Auto-edited on 2020-08-11 to update URLs
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#11 2008-11-28 23:32:27
Mixie,
Some fine photoshoppery, but I think to imply that the Ragman has the brains of a chimp would be an upgrade for the Ragman and an insult to chimps everywhere.
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