#1 2008-11-20 18:23:41

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#2 2008-11-20 18:26:33

Bahhhhhhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

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#3 2008-11-20 19:54:02

Maybe, we could take up a collection for the ragman

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#4 2008-11-20 20:10:58

Help Me Wareham Give Me 75 Cents!

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#5 2008-11-20 20:15:46

He's obviously gained about 200 lbs. since that picture.  LOL

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#6 2008-11-20 20:17:24

I Heard He Was Once As Fat As Pezzoli! Damn Thats Fat

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#7 2008-11-20 20:21:22

IHATESLAGER - come on, no one is THAT fat!  Are they? 

I heard Jabba the Hutt saw Liz and thought "damn, I look good."

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#8 2008-11-20 20:46:49

commonsense wrote:

I heard Jabba the Hutt saw Liz and thought "damn, I look good."

Funny you mention that, Commonsense.  Unfortunately, I'm not skilled in the art of computers and photoshop, but I always thought it would be funny to photo shop up a picture of Jabba The Hutt wearing a French Beret, a green dress, beige sweater (same worn for the last 40 years) and holding a ski pole.  Then write under the following:

"Gonki tuka wutu, Solo?" - EP!

I dunno, I would never do such a thing because I'm not that mean.

You evil and vile power elitists can feel free to though!

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#9 2008-11-20 20:48:42

Mixie,

Kudos on finding a stunt double with that trademark balding man fro, but if you want to go for true accuracy, make that guy about 200 percent pudgier, and completely erase that bulge.  There's no way a guy who whines this much is packing a package such as that.

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#10 2008-11-20 22:10:24

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Ok Ham..the bulge is now anatomically correct. And that is his head.  I mushed up the face because I was afraid of the wrath of you know who.   I can't do the 200 lbs.

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#11 2008-11-20 22:35:36

mixie that is fantastic hope it is his only legacy when this town throws his ass out

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#12 2008-11-21 10:22:31

Looks like ragman needed the rag to get the .75 so removed the rag from the briefs.

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#13 2008-11-22 20:11:50

OK Ham, just for you.

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#14 2008-11-22 23:46:11

BAHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Mixie, that was hilarious!  I bust a gut laughing on this.

Keep in mind she's the ex town clerk/treasurer, whose lousy job performance screwed up the town's finances so badly that town meeting voters decided to take the treasurer job away from her and make it appointed!

Hundreds of years of one person holding both offices of town clerk/treasurer, and it took a few years of the cat lady screwing things up so bad that the people had to split the jobs up.

And the ex town clerk treasurer that was forced out is going to laugh about all the other exes.

Also keep in mind that she covered the town in the newspapers for years, and never had a problem with any of those "exes" until the Ragman forked over a $5,000 check.  Yep, the Cat Lady - opinion for hire!

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#15 2008-11-22 23:52:16

P.S. on the Jabba thing -

"HO HO HO!" - EP! works too.

I thought about suggesting putting Jabba's little lackey buddy, that little laughing weasel guy that sits on Jabba's shoulder and goes "Hee hee hee hee hee!!" 

That little weasel guy could be the Ragman, but then that would take away accuracy, because it would suggest the Cat Lady bosses the Ragman.  It's the other way around.

The hack hierarchy goes:

Ragman is Brucey's bitch, Cat Lady is Ragman's bitch, and the cats would be the Cat Lady's bitches, but they run too fast and get away.

Jabba the Brucey with a little laughing weasel guy on Brucey's shoulder with a curly wig and leather jacket might work.

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#16 2008-11-23 14:35:07

Hamatron5000 wrote:

P.S. on the Jabba thing -

"HO HO HO!" - EP! works too.

I thought about suggesting putting Jabba's little lackey buddy, that little laughing weasel guy that sits on Jabba's shoulder and goes "Hee hee hee hee hee!!"

Sorry Ham, I was going to doctor up your movie flyer, but could not find any front faces of Brucie Boy and iIcould have put ragman in as his side kick and who knows what i might have done with the dancers; except no one has those bodies...

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#17 2008-11-23 22:08:20

Ahh, good point Mixie, hard to find a match around here for those hot green babes with the head tentacles.

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